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@grogusdads

watched the original trilogy when I was 8 and it permanently altered my brain chemistry

"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

I hate that you're probably right I fucking hate it here

sdjsj stop I'm fucking cackling

"Contact my secret network of Jedi across Coruscant, I will. Tracing your IP as we speak, I am."

Post that have 10K notes in my heart.

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"he is not your father, he is my slave," being a literal actual thing the emperor says in the ROTJ radio drama (THAT GEORGE LUCAS EVEN HELPED WRITE) and everyone expects me to just continue to be normal about that. the fact that when vader picks up palpatine and palpatine says, "i am your master!" and vader says, "darth vader's master.... not anakin skywalker's," and i have to be normal about that. i spend time on the internet spoonfeeding what the meaning of fucking star wars is to nerds who are so boring they may well have lived their whole lives in their parents' basement eating saltines and diet dr pepper and you bitches could just go listen to the characters them damn selves blatantly state The Point Of The Story

obsessed with villains who you just KNOW are aware deep down in their heart that they've done something unforgivable, but the only way to never admit that or face the guilt is to keep doing it over and over again until they don't feel guilty about that first time anymore