hi thanks for helping me get half credit on an assignment i didnt want to do
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Cleric ooc: I cast heal wounds. Through the way we talked about DM.
Paladin ooc: oh thank God… Wait what do you mean?
DM: Paladin, you see with blurry vision the cleric blow a flower petal at you. It slowly floats down towards you… And flies up your nose where you hear in your mind… What was it again?
Cleric: “quit dying you son of a bitch I need you for later.”
"So my battleaxe is named Cock. And my hand axes are named Balls. So if I beat the shit out of someone with my axes, can it be called Cock and Ball Torture?"
-Barbarian to DM, with much excitement in her voice
I love getting in the way of cars as a pedestrian, what are you gonna do? Vehicularly manslaughter me?
hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
Rogue: Mind, it’s a matter of honour. You don’t leave money behind!
Paladin: That’s “you don’t leave a man behind”.
Rogue: THE KING IS ON THAT GOLD PIECE!
