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@grizzlyhills / grizzlyhills.tumblr.com

My life is a riddle, I play a lot of MMORPGs and tabletop games, and I don't have a tiefling problem. As we speak, I'm crying about The Last Guardian. icon credit

it’s been like two years and random people still quote your boy eggnog

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I don’t need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and I’ll continue betting on them because I’m stupid.

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No you…. really need to click the link

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am