so much drama in one photo

somebody hold me back

The world is a little happier with you in it.

The world is a little brighter with you in it.

The world is a little sweeter with you in it.

The world is a little softer with you in it.

The world is a little more perfect with you in it.

The world is a little prettier with you in it

The world is a little lighter with you in it 

The world is a little more sunshine with you in it.

does pete davidson’s chest tattoo really fucking say jokes come and go but swag is forever

He’s got a 10 inch dick she isn’t answering

1920s furry gangster: like nyah, see? >:3

*machine gun fire* OwO

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your

fUCK

i made my first photoshop thing

i love it

never have i seen anything that more perfectly encapsulates the personality of a betta fish

im a slut for water. an h2hoe, if you will

Wow. I’ve never thought about this before.

nice

Nice

nice

this is the first piece of ‘fitspiration’ that has ever in my life actually kinda inspired me.

ok so since the Russo brothers confirmed that animals and plants and the like all died in the snap,,,,,,, that means dogs died too,,,,, and lemme tell ya if ANYTHING happened to my dog earth wouldn’t even NEED the avengers I’d mcfucking d e s t r o y thanos myself because NO ONE FUCKING MESSES WITH MY DOG NOT EVEN A CRUSTY ASS RAISIN WITH A ROCK COLLECTION

Me, after watching my cat turn to dust: :)

Every single (living) Avenger, getting tf out of my way: How is she holding that many knives

— Tennessee Williams  (via purplebuddhaquotes)

Mood: let’s cuddle and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard

Me in Spanish class.