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Anonymous asked:

What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O

it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”

the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997

it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)

two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama

and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio

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elecktrum

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, that's terrifying on a whole new level.

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That post about 30 year old coming of age stories?

I’ve been thinking about it all morning. What would the plot points be for that? What makes a 30 year old coming of age story?

Old folks sound off in the comments

A few ideas:

  • Burying a parent that never encouraged independence
  • Acknowledging a trauma you've spent your life ignoring
  • Finally opening yourself up to a truly mutual, non-transactional relationship (platonic or romantic)
  • Leaving a community (religious or otherwise) that has kept you from growing
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mikkeneko

the book Paladin of Souls by Lois McMaster Bujold opens with the heroine, 40 yrs old, at the funeral of her elderly mother. by the end of the book she's moved to another town, stopped a war, eaten an enemy queen, made a pact with a demon god to become a sorceress and struck up an extramarital affair with the bastard half-brother of her dead husband's dead boyfriend's dead kid

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fucking love saying "tough crowd" or "is this thing on" after telling a joke and not getting a response. or "i still need to workshop that one". you fools. even when you completely ignore my jokes you're only helping me set up more jokes. it's open mic night at the hotel california

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3000s

no you have to say money money money like the way mr krabs does it. youre not doing it right

youre not doing it how mr krabs would do it

[pulls out and takes off my condom and leaves