Oddly I don’t see a single occupation listed besides the last where they’ll murder you just because they’re having a bad day and automatically get away with it.

I have only love for the USPS.

how would you have died in a past life

Once again begging all of you to remove the extra spaces between paragraphs in your work on Ao3

A lot of people don’t know this exists, so: there is a Google Docs script that will properly format your document to post (as HTML) on AO3!

It has saved me so much time and teeth-grinding over the years! 

Link goes to a gdoc that you make a copy to your own Drive folder; detailed instructions are on the top of the document itself.

Noodle Identification Chart  (print)

Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:

It's not recommended to offer to kill someone's dad, especially if you're talking to a stranger

may I please have more context?

Sometimes dads are terrible and should die, and you can console people by offering to rid them of this troublesome parent, but you should be friends with the person before making the offer

how the fuck are we supposed to make friends if not through gestures of patricide?

Unknown. I'll provide updates if I ever figure it out

Diabetic Anakin would necessitate at least one (1) episode where they're trapped in the middle of nowhere and he's running out of insulin BUT there's a weird predatory worm that has venom that mimics insulin. like a cone snail

It needs to be Obi-Wan's idea. (source, @ahskatano)

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

Cole is an inside cat, and that means he takes it EXCEEDINGLY personally whenever he finds somewhere in the house that he's not allowed to go. he also Yearns for the washing machine.

hey trans people

yknow when you’re trans and you are just having a trans time and transitioning all over the place ok the cis people have stopped reading at this point. at 9:45 change into your insect costumes

The anarchist version of gomez and morticia

"if you manage to surprise attack Bruce and win, you get a trip to McDonalds" except all of the Batkids are actual adults and continue randomly jumping off banisters and trying to tackle Bruce in the hallway in the middle of the night and still can't figure out how to win

anyway that's all to say that I was thinking about 250 lb Jason Todd just suddenly hurling himself at Bruce in a rear naked choke and getting flipped over Bruce's shoulder immediately into the coffee table despite a) Bruce having both hands full when said attack began and b) both of them being fully grown, mature adults doing this right in front of Alfred

He's stubborn and tired (maybe a little sad), but also trying his best

"europeans are soooo much more enlightened and anti-racist than americans" haha sooo true, quick question, how do you feel about romani people?

Europe has types of racism americans haven't even heard about

Against people you didnt even know you could be racist against, on top of the racism against the people are usually racist against.

It’s infuriating how so many women were (and still are) discriminated against for being female

she also killed and dissected a rabbit so that her peter rabbit would be as ACCURATE as possible. all the magic of countless children’s childhoods was built upon the bones of a single bunny’s sacrifice. how delightful. how horrific. what necromancer could dream of such impact with a single stroke of their blade.

(celebrated children’s fantasist) diana wynne jones said that she once wandered into beatrix potter’s yard by accident as a kid and got chased off because beatrix potter disliked children, which really fits into the rest of this quite neatly

There’s a Beatrix Potter museum nestled in an alley in town that I haven’t been in since I was little

I think I’ll pay a visit next time I can and tell the workers she was a mycologist

It took me until just now to finally get tumblr live, how do I mute it?

account features -> dashboard preferences -> aaaaalll the way at the bottom.

and it only snoozes for seven days 😔

Thank you

This truly is a terrible feature

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to

Look at this point if something in a TV show feels off, my first, immediate response is, "who in the corporate office fucked them over?"

Wonky writing? Something feels rushed? Animation errors? First question should be, "Who was fucking over the production team? What were the censorship notes? Was this what the team actually wanted to do, or were they strong-armed?"

I think a lot of y'all are way too fast to blame the writers and animators for issues that wouldn't exist if the studio executives and the censors weren't fucking it up for everyone.

Pay the writers. Pay the actors. Pay the animators. And for god's sake, stop blaming them for industry-wide issues that the unions are actively trying to fight against.

I spent so much of my life romanticizing the Great and Powerful Enormity of the Sea, reading about the salt and the sweat of the sailors straining to haul the sails or anchor while dreading the monsters in the cold, icy deep fathoms below…and now you tell me that a fathom is only 6 feet deep -

Six feet is still more than enough for a grave.

Hi, that is the most metal addition you could have possibly made to this post