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@grey-washere

Just an artist on tumblr, She/they

I Am Not Your Asian American Doll: a comic for AAPI Heritage Month 2023

I usually spend a lot of time editing and fine-tuning my comics so that they come across as polite and inoffensive. But honestly, I’m really tired of the way Asian cultures and countries are treated / talked about while Asian people themselves are excluded, and thought it was about time I really let my rage out lol.

id in alt

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Look I clown veganism often enough but really, truly, don’t ever fucking feed somebody something without their knowledge or consent. It’s hugely fucked up and not OK.

also if someone hasn’t eaten meat in a while… or ever… they will get incredibly sick if they just start eating meat again.

|| Please don’t do this. Not just with vegans/ vegetarians, but with ANYONE you don’t know very well. You never know what they may or may not be allergic to, their abilities o(or lack thereof) to digest certain things, dietary needs and restrictions, religious beliefs requiring them to abstain from the consumption of certain foods and about a thousand other things.

Some people are legitimately allergic to thd proteins in certain meats and can’t even eat anything cooked in the same pan as X meat product/s.

I’m vegan but couldn’t care less if others aren’t, not an overwhelming number of (not all, just alot, unfortunately) non vegans find things like this funny.

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Quick reminder: Sometimes people say “I’m vegan” or “I’m vegetarian” because its easier/faster/begets fewer annoying questions than the longer explanation.

As an epidemiologist I can list a few of the more annoying longer explanations that no one wants to have to explain to every person who ever offers them food:

- You drank water contaminated with giardia, which gave you 3 weeks of diarrhea followed by 3 years of lactose intolerance

- You were bitten by a Lone Star Tick and developed an allergy to beef and pork because the Lone Star Tick is a bastard

- You are Jewish and the meat isn’t kosher, but you don’t want to say that because antisemitism is A Thing and you don’t want to get bombarded with questions about the Middle East while you’re hungry

- You are Muslim and the meat isn’t halal, but you don’t want to say that because Islamophobia is A Thing and you don’t want to get bombarded with questions about the Middle East while you’re hungry

- You are on a restricted diet for medical reasons and don’t want to get bombarded with questions about your medical history while you’re hungry

- You are on a restricted diet for reasons that *are nobody’s business* and don’t want to get pulled into Potentially Triggering Diet Talk while you’re hungry.

Listen. Food can be very very complicated for people, and a very very very sensitive subject. Respect people’s food restrictions. None of it is your business.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

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codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

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galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

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mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

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someoneintheshadow446

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

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haiku-robot

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

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kiiboi-v3

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

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Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

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Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

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alsamil

… It’s 2020

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

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more-like-reyna

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

i dont get it

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fives-cup-of-coffee

omg ves search it up

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headcannonsforlife

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

i like being able to live life’s bad as it is no thanks

can’t risk it sorry

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cade-the-dino

sorry no risks here

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queenanon

Risk taker? Wrong person

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nightingalestakeflight

it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet

paranoid help

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the-slytherin-dumbass

It’s 2022 and this world is a hellscape. I am obviously going to reblog this. I wen back and took out all negatives because it is in my best interest to only have positives. I, also, made sure to have the best grammar and spelling I could. We have to be safe. Thank you.

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zero-plus-zero-is-still-zero

I want a curse! Curses are cool! But I’m reblogging this to say that.

…shit.

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i-love-the-mcu-3001

3.5 million people are never wrong

World Heritage Post

Yeah reblogging

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

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majikkant

The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

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gatochick

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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retro-geek

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

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system-fail-ure

Now I’m crying thanks

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sapphic-matriarchy

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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she works very hard

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Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

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I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

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surfs-up-shinji

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

MY FRIENDS MADE FUN OF ME BUT THEY DONT KNOW I HAVE TWO FORTUNE COOKIES IN MY POCKET SO NEXT TIME THEY MAKE FUN OF ME I'LL TAKE ONE OUT AND SHOVE THE ENTIRE THING INTO MY MOUTH AND WATCH THEIR CONFUSED FACES TURN INTO HORROR AS THEY REALIZE THAT I AM NOT A COWARD AND I HAVE EATEN THE PAPER INSIDE

YOU MAY HAVE HURT ME BUT I WILL FIND A WAY TO HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

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nudeparrot

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

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asking-ask

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

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cute-ass-senpai

^^^

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

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simlyliving

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

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smolnoodle-i

BISEXUAL INDIVIDUALS ARE VALID AND LOVED ON THIS BLOG, PASS IT ON!

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BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

THE REPLIES SAY IT ALL

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the-ultimate-cringe-queen
GET THE FUCK INTO MY FOCEFIELD!
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teamfuntress2

HELLO I’M BI, FUCK EVERYONE WHO’S BIPHOBIC

If your biphobic get off of my blog. Unfollow me right now.

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IMPORTANT PSA

Please share for UK residents!

The public alert will go off on Sunday 23rd April at 3PM (15:00) BST.

The decision to issue the alert was made against the advice of NGOs who warned this could put vulnerable people in danger. Please spread the message.

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beeandpupcat

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

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hayamika

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

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mukuroikusaba

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

Can’t forget this gem.

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raven-mod

This post is wonderful

Someone can put the text for alphys’ bed in undertale??

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feelingkindafroggy

one of my favorite undertale lines!

always reblog

Y'all this is the first post on my blog ever QwQ apparently the first post i saw that was so good i HAD to stop lurking and reblog it.

Animation summed up I swear

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pastassassins

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040

it’s time

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nyehs

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

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aaaaa42

it’s time

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that-sammy-bitch

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

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I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

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opals-official-twitter-account

I T S T I M E

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scruffymcwhiskers

ITS TIME

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

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i-am-your-highlady

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

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je56

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

it’s time.

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rainbow-eeveegirl

Time

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

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transdejahthoris
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guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!

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IT IS TIME

MARCHOWEEN

honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever. 

MARCH 2023 BABEEYYY

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Have you ever just laid in bed and looked at the ceiling and holy WHAT IS THAT-

Honestly tho

help

I have no idea what im doing here