American Beauty/American Idiot

her: You better not be inheriting the earth when I get there

my meek ass:

decriminalize:

criminalize: 

oh my god

who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday

girl, you KNOW I am petered out. I am spent. I am slogged. Absolutely fatigued. Feeling rather lethargic. I am the epitome of slothful. Just a real foggy-in-the-head kinda boy. I'm all tuckered out.

twitter is rapidly generating some insane kind of brain eating amoeba opinions

happy halloween 👻

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

This is driving me insane because I swear this is this image:

But with like an AI filter style thing to turn it into a goth girl. I stg

boo

Y’all aren’t having sex

The Flayed Angel (circa 1749)

— by Jacques Fabien Gautier d’Agoty

the goopy tumblr logo is fine but it is nothing compared to the ghoul from last year

…..bring him back…

He should have a parenthesis around the 230-220 or else in the order of operations would default to 220x0.5, thus making the equation 230-110=120

that's the joke actually!

"5!" with the exclamation point is a factorial, so 5!=5x4x3x2x1=120

#ah. you are mother fucker?

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

blood and flesh and spit and cum and teeth and so on and so forth

I like pictures of destroyed Scrub Daddys

i like how theyre all smiling because to them getting worn out doing the dishes is like dying a warriors death for them