*trying to flirt with a guy* I dig your look. I'd love to see you tied to a tree and made to bear the wounds of St. Sebastian. Completely obliterated from every angle *remembers the social contract and gets nervous* Like, the jacket for example, where'd you get that

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"

BARBENHEIMER (2023)

I personally believe the bullet was fired from inside JFK

Love knowing from the notes that this is exactly as weird and funny in both languages to the point that it's currently a meme over there

Strangest thing was i dont remember asking

Ikea’s modular sofa designer is Game of the Year

in tears over this

I'm sorry that highlighted part is the funniest thing I have read in my life

Barbie (2023) is to she/theys what The Lego Movie (2014) is to he/theys. I can’t explain it but it’s TRUE.