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lew | mid-twenties | he/him | polymath but ironically | phillies, red sox, general baseball | I LIKE MY BASEBALL PLAYERS WOKE OR QUIET | huge homosexual | I write stories and make art | talking heads sideblog @musicforactivitiesfreaks / mash sideblog @writtenbyalanalda

In the Crook of the River - A Short Story.

"In every way he’s a made-up person, an elaborate fantasy. He’s an action figure, sexless and polished, a superhero smiling on bubblegum cardboard and ballpark jumbotrons."

Patsy Kubacki is ever so blessed: he’s in love with MLB's 1996 first overall draft pick and Detroit teammate Paulie Kallmeyer. In a whirlwind of success, privilege, and pure luck, they almost forget to stare down the inevitability of ruin.

A 5 minute read for your morally ambiguous gays needs. RBs welcome.

love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that celebrity tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer

The fact that chris sale is a gay ally always hits me like a train like I know it but wtf

Unfortunate truth is I always get Correa and Springer mixed up. Tall guys who were on the Astros and in love with Altuve. They are the same to me.

Justin Morneau is back in the booth and he started talking about how when the Twins moved from the Metrodome to Target Field he and the other players asked that they transfer the Metrodome shower heads to the new ballpark. It wasn’t possible due to LEED certification however. 

Understandably, Dick Bremer asked what made these shower heads “so appealing”, to which Morneau awkwardly laughed and went, “we can probably end that conversation right here.”

what the HELL were you guys doing with these shower heads justin.

Anonymous asked:

Do you know. About Zack Greinke he is undoubtedly one of Cole’s biggest weird guy inspirations he even method acted being Zack Greinke when they were teammates

😭😭 weird guy inspiration nooooo why is he like this i must research now 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯 thank uou but also with heavy heart this is making me like him more its bad

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Omg yessss here he is, Greinke likes to sit cross legged on the floor outside of thevdugout and he’ll lay out a towel so that his pants don’t get dirty and usually everyone leaves him to it but Cole was just like. Let me Understand

I know it’s been a minute but it’s so criminal the way the yankees make gerrit cole walk around with his face naked like that