what does it mean when someone says they’re pescatarian and vegan

Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned

my primary goal is to have a calico cat and a sunlit kitchen

AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODAAY

AH AH AH

This is the dude that hired the clown

i love that you can just say “this is the the dude that hired the clown” AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

pictures from the area 51 raid are honestly poetic cinema and we should all be happy that we are witnessing such a historic moment

There was an alien festival this weekend.

Happy birthday to my favorite comic in the world

thanks I hate it

You Got a Friend In Horse 

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

oh fuck i have to get iced coffee *runs out into traffic*

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

listening to the beach boys is like

"yeah... it would be nice..."

this site has one setting

just remembered last summer when one of our old lady neighbors realized i was on testosterone and asked me if i liked cars and when i said no she was like “oh haha you will”

hormone that makes you like cars

me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen

My favorite part of Rocketman was during the quiet emotional parts when Elton was at his lowest and you could hear Godzilla scream from the theater next door

personal playlists i’ve made that might fit your niche

more!

i wonder if there’s beatles fanfiction

nevermind. we need to throw the whole damn internet away