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what’s the vibe of your blog. everyone has their own. is it an art gallery exhibit serving canapés. a nightclub. a knights of the round table situation. a book discussion meeting. a lonely hearts club newspaper section. a bedroom where you and two friends are chatting. the school of athens debating matters of consequence. a garden tea party. a bacchanal. an agatha christie murder novel style tense dinner party. etc

ask game. tell me what You think my blog seems like

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randomthefox
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I love game sonic because he does not care if he is right, or if the other person is, if someone is getting hurt, thats all that matters! Thats why that fight at the end of the black knight is so good. Merlina, she might be hurt, she might want something that could be good, but she wants to trap others into that fantasy, and that aint fair. Thats all Sonic cares about. The worse that Sonic can be in canon is so aloof that he might say something careless or tactless, but he would never hurt somebody or be a jerk like that, hes not even petty.

Exactly, hell it's in his theme song. It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right.

And he's been consistent about it too

Sonic is also VERY emotionally intelligent and aware of himself and others. He knows how other people are feeling, and he knows just what to say and when to say it.

Even if he does or says something without thinking better of it first and gets someone hurt, he IMMEDIATELY realizes his mistake and apologizes for it and tries to make up for it.

Sonic does what he wants, when he wants, because it's what he wants. And it just so happens that what he wants to do is the right thing. But he doesn't do it BECAUSE it's the right thing, he does it because he felt like it.

HE LITERALLY EXPLAINS THIS OUTLOUD AND YET PEOPLE STILL DON'T GET IT

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It really is not just annoying, but also somewhat sad, that IDW characters can never have a meaty role without shamelessly upstaging a game character. It's the ultimate play of insecurity.

Tangle gets touted as the Sonic Female of All Time while the crewmembers drag the game females through the mud.

Whisper gets randomly fawned over by Silver and Jet of all guys.

Lanolin humiliates Silver and treats him like a child.

Rough and Tumble are too much for Cream the OP to handle.

Starline was hyped up for an extended period as Eggman's superior (no, his final fate did not undo sitting through his agonizing "Sonic VS Eggman is routine" soapboxing).

Surge is being hyped up for even longer as the most badass villain and the most badass character period, despite having absolutely nothing of merit to show for it.

Is it really that hard to find a middle ground? I get you want your character(s) to do big things and be a legitimate part of the cast instead of sitting in the background with their thumbs twiddling, but this is not the way to do it. Trip was only recently introduced to the series, and she found her place just fine. She didn't need to effortlessly beat up Sonic in concept art in order to earn her stripes. She didn't need her creators to brag that she would improve Forces through her mere presence in order to cement her value.

Look. I talk a lot about Trudy. I talk a lot about her role in my fic, her interactions, her dynamics, her abilities, her quirks, all that good stuff. I take her role in the story quite seriously, and in an age where it's become taboo to have your OC do literally anything with the game cast (because overcorrection), I've stuck to my guns and made her a big part of the fic.

But - and this is a big but - none of this comes at the cost of the other characters, or the story as a whole. Sonic is still Sonic, and acts as you'd expect from him. Tails is still Tails, and isn't dismissed by the narrative as a mere sidekick to prop up Trudy as the "true" hero by comparison. Amy is still her bubbly self, not morphed into a Sally clone. Cream is still capable, despite her youth and innocence, and her bond with Trudy doesn't reduce her to literal baby. Eggman treats Trudy no differently from the rest of the cast, and he sure as hell doesn't show any fear at the prospect of facing her. Stellar is not little more than The Trudy Show: it's Sonic's latest adventure in a new land that Trudy happens to be tagging along for, and how he leaves an impression on her. Just like Unleashed did with Chip, and Secret Rings did with Shahra, among other examples.

Even Sonudis, for as Never Going To Happen In Canon For Very Obvious Reasons as it is, is still made with the mentality of not only what Sonic himself is actually like in canon, but the others too. It's not a shallow bait that exists solely to exist, it's something I took seriously in regards to how it could potentially work without sacrificing Sonic's official characterization. Is it a fanfic cliche? Is it self-indulgent? Maybe, but writing fanfic in general is inherently self-indulgent. The sooner you accept that, the better. But as fanfic-y as some concepts may be, I still try to portray them as naturally and as faithfully as I can in respect to the games that spawned this franchise. That includes not reducing Sonic to a lap dog with no independence or backbone.

You can make your character important, and even give them a risky role if you're daring, without disrespecting the game cast and what they contribute to the franchise.

I've seen this post, and it bugged me for some reason to the point where I am now. Just saying that if you want to lead this into an argument, you can, but it isn't my purpose here.

Now, I know Ian Flynn is a very flawed writer. For example, I absolutely despised how he handled the Witchcarters in Archie Sonic. So I am to say that I am not a Ian Flynn complete defender, nor a hater, same with the IDW comics as a whole.

1. I don't really think Tangle was that hyped? In my opinion she was treated just like any other female character. She comes from a basic village, she doesn't have a complex backstory, and her abilities are pretty much what one would expect a lemur to have. In her first appearances she basically fangirls over Blaze even.

2. There isn't really a problem about a character being "fawned over" or just respected by other ones. Silver comes from arguably multiple dystopian futures, many of which he's likely completely alone, so it makes sense he'd find solace in someone who not only saved him but others as well. He's also like, 14. With Jet, I think that's a bit of a disservice of his character as a whole. He didn't just started fawning over for Whisper out of nowhere, he got respect for her, similarly to how he has respect for Sonic (just without the petty hate). Jet is kind of an opposite of Silver, incredibly mature for his age despite having a lot of immature moments.

3. Again, Silver kind of is a child, but I digress. The Lanolin moment™ was widely criticized by nearly everyone that reads the IDW comics. But one, we haven't seen her for much, and what we've seen of her, she is likely very traumatized from everything that happened to her. Two, nobody really knew who Duo was, and she wasn't the only one against Silver there! In fact, Silver is constantly shown to be suspicious about Duo, and the only one noticing he isn't what he seems. FUCK, WHISPER of all people sided with Lanolin!

4. Cream is a child, she was helping her mom with the food and was left to finish the rest on her own. Two big meanies shows up and ruins everything she worked really hard to do. Finally, she's infamously gone a lot™ in the Zombot arc, including having lost her best friend and her mother. She's a child under a lot of stress, and I don't blame her for crying, I would've cried too and I'm way older than her. Rough and Tumble are consistently written as dumb asshole losers as well, so them being the ones to haven finally broken the straw on the rabbit's back shows a bit more about Cream than them.

5. To say that Starline was hyped and "superior" to Eggman is... kind of a straight up lie. On his first appearance, he is instantly regarded as "just Eggman's obsessive fanboy that might be a bit gay" and while his hypnotic powers are genuinely dangerous (mainly due to the fact that it affects psyche, not physique), he is also kind of a pathetic loser? He overworks his ass off, he is given advice almost akin to dating advice by Zavok (who probably had second intentions himself), he throws a temper tantrum when Eggman "fires" him, he records all his plans (the last thing a villain should do) and everytime he's pitted against Eggman, he gets his ass completely whopped. His last appearance actually shows how much weaker he is compared to Eggman, both physically and mentally. Heck, when Sonic learns Starline went Stardead he gave the infamous "big oof" line, and he wasn't saying that as a joke, he just didn't give a fuck about that guy.

6. Now, I can get how some people can get frustrated about Surge's hype and how she defeated Metal and yadda yadda yadda. However, there is a reason why there are so many people that like her as well. She has a sympathetic backstory, her focal point being how psychologically damaged she is (and to an extent, Kit as well), and her entire existence being a nightmare, "created" to be haunted by a non-existent past, a dead creator and someone her life was entirely made around hating.

I get how some people may be frustrated about certain characters not showing up more, but we have to be aware that characters created for a comic are gonna appear in the comic, this isn't really a Ken Penders situation where the characters show up to save the main guys and never let them act

1. I'm talking about the way the writers hype her up. They have a known tendency of making comments that casually dismiss the game females not named Blaze, often for questionable reasons (Amy being too girly, Rouge being "weirdly sexual", etc), and rarely miss an opportunity to imply that they think Tangle is what a female in the Sonic-verse ought to be.

2. Silver doesn't come from a bad future 24/7, and he's not been alone 24/7. With all the people he's already interacted with by this point, it's peculiar for him to act so fanboyish over this random newbie.

3. Saying Silver really is like a child is a disservice to his game self, and that's coming from someone who doesn't even like Silver. Also, trauma is not an excuse for idiotic confrontations. There are good and bad ways of conveying emotions, thoughts, and conflicts - and yes, what those are will depend on the character(s) - but then you have moments like this, which exist for no other purpose than to generate cheap drama that wouldn't exist if anyone involved was using their brain.

4. Cream has gone through a lot in the games as well, including the death of one of her friends (Emerl). Doesn't stop her from being perfectly capable in the games. Her debut even had her go on her own quest to rescue her mother. Her being a child is not an excuse to infantilize her to this extent.

5. The comic spent an awful amount of time elevating Starline while dragging Eggman through the mud, with other villains in-universe all but saying he's too good for Eggman. In order to even initiate Starline's disillusionment in the first place, they had to make Eggman take a level in dumbass. He may have died by the end of his run, but the damage was already long done by that point, and even after his death, their attempts to paint him as the superior and more evil scientist have continued with the presence of Surge, who has similarly been hyped up constantly as the greatest villain ever, with Evan Stanley going as far as to not-so-subtly imply that the entire plot of Forces would have been vastly different (read: better) had Surge made an appearance. And yet...

6. I understand the intent with Surge. The issue is that the execution falls completely flat with the way she's presented and used in the comic proper. We're supposed to see her as both an uber-badass and a deep tragedy, but all she's turned out to be is a useless moron who takes up so much screentime for nothing, who can only be a threat by stealing Eggman's tech (and barely manages even with that), and ultimately exists to show her shark teeth on covers and provide another strawman for Sonic's OoC holier than thou behaviour in this comic.

7. I never said I had a problem with comic-exclusive characters being important in a comic. That's to be expected. I have a problem with them repeatedly being given preferential treatment over the game cast.

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>"there isn't a problem with the way IDW writes Cream because she's just a little bitch baby child. Of course she'd be a helpless crying useless wreck because she is smol and a dumb baby diaper child."

PLAY

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skaruresonic

Buckle up. I have a lot to say.

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I don't really think Tangle was that hyped?

Maybe not so much in the book, but in a 2018 interview with Game Informer regarding his thought process for Tangle's creation, Flynn essentially disparaged the female games cast to imply that Tangle fulfilled a role none of them did:

I hope I don't need to explain what's wrong with the statement "there aren't a ton of female roles within the Sonic franchise" when it has a larger number of girl characters than most other franchises. Moreover, most of them can keep up with the boys.

Note how he downplays the game characters. Amy is not the take-charge leader of Team Rose, but "somewhat active." Rouge's profession as a freelance spy is boiled down to mere "competence," which is somehow negated by her sex appeal. Cream is dismissed as a child, despite the fact that he doesn't downplay Tails as a child when listing the male characters he considers when thinking of the series' most prominent characters.

Amy's tackled Eggman numerous times, as have Cream and Rouge. Cream helped destroy Egg Utopia in her debut game, and Rouge canonically called herself "pretty strong" after defeating Flying Dog.

Blaze is not the only "kick-butt" female character in the cast. Furthermore, implying that a female character's only worth or cool factor lies in their combat ability is sexist.

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There isn't really a problem about a character being "fawned over" or just respected by other ones.

Except when that fawning doesn't make sense, the character hasn't earned it, or the fawning comes at the expense of a games character. Silver morphed from the naive stoic he is in the games into a gushing fanboy just to infodump about Whisper's role in the war:

The shilling is not limited to just Whisper or Lanolin, either; the comic can't resist hyping up any of its original characters, no matter how small their role.

Amy gleefully dumps any and all responsibilities onto Jewel, to the point of pretty much declaring her the leader of the response in the forest fire arc.

Tails oohs and ahhs at... the fact that Belle is made out of wood.

Clutch, formerly a nothingburger of a villain, is framed as such a chessmaster that someone felt compelled to write an article about how he's surpassed Eggman's threat level:

By contrast, aside from maybe Tangle's initial starry-eyed impression of Blaze and Starline's early adoration of Eggman, you hardly ever see this process in reverse. How often have the comic characters shilled the game characters?

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Heck, when Sonic learns Starline went Stardead he gave the infamous "big oof" line, and he wasn't saying that as a joke, he just didn't give a fuck about that guy.

Which just proves that Sonic is a hypocrite and didn't mean a single word of what he told Surge when he said he was willing to give even Starline and Eggman a second chance. Someone who truly cared about seeing villains turn over a new leaf wouldn't go "lol Fs in the chat, get dunked on, asshole🤪" upon hearing one of them died and now will never get the chance to become a better person. That just renders his Sermon on the Rock a bunch of hot air in retrospect.

I'm not necessarily saying he should have eulogized Starline, but silence would have gone a long way to establish some kind of internal consistency with this uber-moral Sonic. Because as it stands, it comes across as though he lied to Surge in order to morally browbeat her.

He might have had his Sermon on the Rock in issue 50, but "big oof" inadvertently shows us IDW!Sonic's true colors. He only cares about appearing merciful and compassionate instead of actually being merciful and compassionate.

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Again, Silver kind of is a child, but I digress.

...Really? Silver is the same age as Blaze and equally as powerful, yet nobody would argue Blaze is "kind of a child."

The infantilization of Silver does not exist in the games; it was fabricated by the comic.

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The Lanolin moment™ was widely criticized by nearly everyone that reads the IDW comics. But one, we haven't seen her for much, and what we've seen of her, she is likely very traumatized from everything that happened to her.

1.) "But one, we haven't seen her for much" - Irrelevant.

This would also be difficult to measure by any objective standard; how many appearances count as "we haven't seen much of her," especially given how much screentime the comic tends to give the OCs? She featured heavily in several issues and had at least one scene dedicated to her insecurities as a leader. Does she need a miniseries in order to count?

2.) "...she is likely very traumatized from everything that happened to her." - Okay, but you would need to apply that standard to everyone.

According to that logic, Whisper would have had no reason to apologize to Tangle for being triggered by Tangle calling their team the "Diamond Cutters." Which... she really shouldn't have felt the need to to begin with, but the comic certainly felt Tangle was owed a lengthy apology, so.

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Two, nobody really knew who Duo was, and she wasn't the only one against Silver there! In fact, Silver is constantly shown to be suspicious about Duo, and the only one noticing he isn't what he seems.

Wasn't Whisper cottoning onto Duo's schtick too, but was dismissed by the others as being oversensitive due to trauma?

FUCK, WHISPER of all people sided with Lanolin!

Probably because Lanolin did this when Whisper merely grabbed her arm:

Of course she would. Lanolin is unhinged.

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And no, before you ask, I'm not taking the scene out of context: Tangle was merely looking at her paddle before Lanolin smacked it away.

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Cream is a child, she was helping her mom with the food and was left to finish the rest on her own. Two big meanies shows up and ruins everything she worked really hard to do.

Okay, so Cream is a child. Really think about this. Would you leave a child to watch a boiling pan of hot oil unattended? Vanilla could have helped her finish the food, sent her out to buy ingredients, or at least postponed cooking without risking a house fire.

Such are IDW's contrivances: plot comes at the expense of character and common sense.

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Finally, she's infamously gone a lot™ in the Zombot arc, including having lost her best friend and her mother.

I don't know why people insist that Cream has this long-lasting trauma from the zombot arc when A.) everyone not named Eggman should still be shellshocked, not just uniquely Cream because "she's a child," and B.) the book missed its window of opportunity to show us the effects of that trauma. I don't see any evidence for it. She was back to cheerily baking cookies by the Chao racing arc.

Besides, I very much doubt there was anything in that story to imply zombot-related trauma. IDW is not particularly subtle, so if her tears were indeed the result of zombot trauma, I'm sure there would have been an entire blubbering speech from Cream about how the mean bad guys reminded her of her mom dying, and Vanilla would have comforted her.

Besides, why would the house being on fire and two burglars entering her home remind her of zombots? She wasn't there when Rough and Tumble got turned into zombots.

Also not to shill my own work, but crying is not the only way trauma manifests itself. I used nightmares, sleepiness and a clinginess to her mother to imply Cream was processing the trauma of Eggman kidnapping Vanilla in one of my fics.

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She's a child under a lot of stress, and I don't blame her for crying, I would've cried too and I'm way older than her.

The problem does not inherently lie with the concept of Cream crying in a stressful situation; it lies in the exaggerated and inaccurate degree. Like the heat that was left on way too high, so too was Cream's occasional habit of crying cranked all the way up.

While Cream has been known to cry sometimes in the games, doesn't do much more than sniffle. She also gets over it fairly quickly.

This is toddler behavior. It's infantilizing, in addition to inaccurate.

Cream began to cry a little when she and Emerl were kidnapped by Eggman's Phi robots and taken to Gimme Shelter in Sonic Battle.

But, bear in mind, that was after watching Emerl fight waves upon waves of enemies, with guilt over being unwilling to fight and being a bystander to Emerl getting hurt (he had to assure her he was having "fun" instead ;A;) adding onto the stress of abduction. You could also argue she didn't want to fight after being forced to help Amy boxercise to the point of exhaustion.

The circumstances are not the same---here she's in her own home, Rough and Tumble are just bullies, and she has Gemerl and Cheese and Chocola to help her.

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Rough and Tumble are consistently written as dumb asshole losers as well, so them being the ones to haven finally broken the straw on the rabbit's back shows a bit more about Cream than them.

You do realize you're implying that Cream is easily overwhelmed by these F-tier assholes, yes? Cream, the goddess of destruction who tore through Eggman's bases in order to rescue her mother in her debut game? Okay.

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To say that Starline was hyped and "superior" to Eggman is... kind of a straight up lie.

Explain this, then.

On his first appearance, he is instantly regarded as "just Eggman's obsessive fanboy that might be a bit gay" and while his hypnotic powers are genuinely dangerous (mainly due to the fact that it affects psyche, not physique), he is also kind of a pathetic loser? He overworks his ass off, he is given advice almost akin to dating advice by Zavok (who probably had second intentions himself), he throws a temper tantrum when Eggman "fires" him, he records all his plans (the last thing a villain should do) and everytime he's pitted against Eggman, he gets his ass completely whopped.

You remember when Bad Guys treated "if you emulate Eggman, it will doom you to failure because you'll only be repeating his mistakes" like it was a huge turning point in Starline's character? Only for it to lead nowhere because oops, it turned out Starline "didn't think his plan all the way through"?

Bad Guys did not have the other villains call Eggman's methods "sloppy" and scatterbrained six or seven times - yes, I counted - just for Eggman to pull a victory out of his ass from literally nowhere. That's such a copout.

What was the point of having us follow Starline for 40-something issues only to establish the point that he is small beans compared to Eggman? Something we already knew due to A.) knowing who Eggman is and B.) knowing that Starline stole 90% of Eggman's shit?

There is none. It was all just a huge waste of time.

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She has a sympathetic backstory, her focal point being how psychologically damaged she is (and to an extent, Kit as well), and her entire existence being a nightmare, "created" to be haunted by a non-existent past, a dead creator and someone her life was entirely made around hating.

>>she has a sympathetic backstory

>>"created" to be haunted by a non-existent past

Pick one. Her backstory cannot be "sympathetic" if it doesn't exist. We don't have any frame of reference for what she lost, and so we lack the proper context to feel sympathy for her.

Take Shadow as a contrast. We may not have the deepest portrait of Maria, but what the games do provide are enough for us to tell that she must have meant a lot to him. If the games gave us no idea who Maria was, Shadow's motives would not be nearly as compelling.

I literally cannot tell what it is about Surge's past that merits this kind of sympathy unless you plug in the gaps yourself. Surge even questions her own past a few times, wondering if she and Kit were unwanted or criminals. But because the book refuses to elaborate, we're stuck with playing multiple choice.

It's difficult to take Surge seriously either as a woobie (for the reasons I just mentioned) or as an ultra-badass new rival to Sonic when she flipflops between having panic attacks, Looney-Tunes style hijinks and being handed victories on a silver platter.

Not to mention the hype she receives from the creators---apparently Stanley thinks the events of Forces would have been 10x more difficult on the heroes if Surge were in it. Sure, Jan.

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I get how some people may be frustrated about certain characters not showing up more, but we have to be aware that characters created for a comic are gonna appear in the comic, this isn't really a Ken Penders situation where the characters show up to save the main guys and never let them act.

1.) The book is entitled "Sonic the Hedgehog," yet for its fiftieth issue, Sonic was nowhere to be seen on the cover. Much Sonic, many wow.

2.) It's not unreasonable to expect a comic book based on a video game to focus on the video game characters. That's why we're reading the book in the first place.

3.) The real reason the book doesn't focus on the video game cast is because the writers feel stunted by writing the games characters. They find it difficult because they can't "develop" them (ie changing them), hence the heavy focus on comic-exclusive characters.

The worst part is, they can't even keep their own characters consistent, either, so it's not a "Sega mandates" issue nearly as much as it is a skill issue. They're not doing any better in developing the comic characters because half the time they flanderize them for the sake of plot anyway. Belle is afraid of her own shadow under Stanley's pen but screams at Starline under Flynn's; Surge flipflops between being a cool badass and a woobie we're supposed to be rooting for depending on whatever reaction the writer wants to wring out of us at the time; Starline was touted as more thorough and meticulous than Eggman, yet lost because he "didn't think [his plan] all the way through." And I swear Tangle loses IQ points with every issue.

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Anonymous asked:

👪😶🧼🛒🌍 (For Tails, plz.)

👪 for a family-themed headcanon

His parents lived on Cocoa Island and the workshop there used to belong to his father. Mom would push him on the swing shown in Tails' Adventure's credits,

😶 for a headcanon about a secret they know of / keep

He knows of Sonic's allergy to pollen and keeps it secret so Eggman doesn't find a way to weaponise it against him.

🧼 for a hygiene-themed headcanon

Uses a smoothing shampoo on his fur so that it doesn't get tangles when he runs a fur brush through it post-shower.

🛒 for a shopping-themed headcanon

Will go out of his way to visit a particular sweet shops that stocks particular varieties of mint candy.

🌍 for a travel-themed headcanon

Sometimes, he takes the train into Station Square if he doesn't feel like flying.

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Staff Recruitment

Greetings! This is a post regarding staff recruitment for Concept: “Mobius”, as you probably surmised. Vertekins and I always looking to add to the ranks and make the site as detailed, informative, and cool as it can be. If you’re interested in joining, great! Let’s find you a spot! Incidentally, you may be able to fill multiple roles, but first things first. You need to run before you can Spin Attack, after all.

Concept: “Mobius” is a Sonic the Hedgehog site dedicated to information about the games within the franchise and the worlds, characters, and events within. While there are multiple wikis and whatnot that serve this purpose, we’re trying to do things differently. We want to enrich the world of the Blue Blur and hopefully make it more cohesive, less muddled, and more fun. Obviously, this is too big a job for a few people, hence the slow trickle of updates over the years.

So, we need a team to tackle this endeavor, and we have many branches for all skill sets. You'll also be asked to help out here, as well, but more on that at another time.

Who We Are NOT Looking For:

  1. Classic Era elitists.
  2. Sonic fans who don't play the games.
  3. Dreamcast Era elitists (yes they exist).
  4. Sonic fans who WON'T play the games.
  5. Modern Era elitists (yes, they exist).
  6. If you use A.I. for ANY of your creations.
  7. Boom Era elitists (yes, they exist...somehow).
  8. If your pronouns/identity are the main/only thing you care about in life.
  9. Those who are not team players.
  10. Those who living "hot takes".
  11. Political people (of any party or side).
  12. Bullies.
  13. Those who take forever to complete their work (with no reasonable excuses).
  14. Console/PC/Mobile fanboys.
  15. Those who hate Sonic himself.
  16. Those who play only Sonic games.
  17. Those who don't care about Sonic lore or narrative.
  18. Those who don't care about integrity.
  19. Art thieves.
  20. Puritans and prudes.
  21. Shameless degenerates.
  22. Those with lousy English.
  23. Those lacking in maturity.
  24. If aggression is your default mode of communication.
  25. Those who hate Sonic Team.

If you fall under any of those categories, this isn't the team for you.

~Ryan

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Anonymous asked:

Man... Part of me really want to keep following you because I genuinely agree with a lot of your sonic opinions. Not everything but a lot.

But I'm so sick of modern sonic and it's fanbase so I'm desperately trying to move away from the series that I once loved, only to see it being turned into this mashed Goop that it is today.

I really wish things could have stayed like they were in the mid 2000s...

What is most important is for you to curate an online experience that caters to what you want to see. If that involves unfollowing me then that's fine ;)