funniest tiktok exchange of all time
immentallydeficient-deactivated
this tweet has literally shaped my entire life
Begging summer flies to stop missing the absolutely massive open windows. Please. I just wanna sleep in peace.
Ngl chief not a week goes by where i don't think about Lesbian Vampires by Yutaka Hidaka
anyone else find that line about "standard industry practices" hilarious
please watch my favorite game changer clip ever
Fantasy culture where instead of bouqets or whatever, a bride carries the carved skull of one of her ancestors, inlaid with jewels, so that their spirit blesses the marriage.
For brides without a family skull, an animal skull can be substituted. Wolf and deer skulls are the most popular, but one queen started a trend of weird wedding skulls when she carried the skull of a draft horse for her wedding to her sixth consort. There were opals set into the eyes.
Bride: I know that it's tradition in our family to carry the skull of great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandma Calendilia, but my beloved pet leopard gecko Ser Augustus III recently passed and I'd like to carry his spirit with me for this momentous occasion.
Mother:
Mother: Okay but I don't know if I have jewels small enough to fit in the sockets.
help me
Zelda Heritage Post
The Chinese poster for Across the Spider-Verse goes hard as FUCK
