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i defended my thesis with a sword!

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I do ecology things.
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I thought Tiny (short for Tiny Baby Lizard) had left my room cuz I hadn’t seen him for a while but he popped up again today while I was packing and now I’m so stressed again

Because I’m leaving in two days and I’m scared that they’ll fumigate the room after I leave or find him and kill him or something

So now I have to try to catch him in the next two days so I can release him outside

I am fully projecting all of my emotions about leaving onto Tiny and the thought of anything happening to him makes me want to cry. Also just looking at him makes me want to cry because he is just. So small 🥺

Anyways here’s a video of Tiny being small and cute

Video description: a very small gecko, maybe 1-2 inches long, is perched on the wall above some shelves. The camera zooms in on him, then zooms out. It zooms in again as he turns around and begins to crawl down the wall with his tail swishing. End description

we caught him!!! Tiny has been safely relocated outside to some nice bushes in the shade :) I am extremely relieved.

I hope he will have a nice long gecko life with many tasty bugs ✨🦎

Character cards of Nahri, Ali, Dara, Muntadhir, Zaynab, Jamshid, and Manizheh, from Fae Crate's 2020: The Empire of Gold Hangover Recovery Kit. Drawn by m_maf_f on Instagram with collaboration from the author S. A. Chakraborty.

I thought Tiny (short for Tiny Baby Lizard) had left my room cuz I hadn’t seen him for a while but he popped up again today while I was packing and now I’m so stressed again

Because I’m leaving in two days and I’m scared that they’ll fumigate the room after I leave or find him and kill him or something

So now I have to try to catch him in the next two days so I can release him outside

I am fully projecting all of my emotions about leaving onto Tiny and the thought of anything happening to him makes me want to cry. Also just looking at him makes me want to cry because he is just. So small 🥺

Anyways here’s a video of Tiny being small and cute

Video description: a very small gecko, maybe 1-2 inches long, is perched on the wall above some shelves. The camera zooms in on him, then zooms out. It zooms in again as he turns around and begins to crawl down the wall with his tail swishing. End description

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entomologists are the most fucking wild people ive ever met

i pointed out a cool wasp to one and she just picked it up with her bare hands and started showing me different features she was using to identify the species

on a walk with another one he just paused, turned, violently shoved his hand into some rotting wood and offered me a tunnel web spider like oh okay i guess-

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when i was in college i did larp shit and one of the guys in the group was an entomology student and i once watched him drop directly to a plank position in the middle of a swordfight to look at a moth on the ground

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i think of this video once a week

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Transcription: A man stands in front of the camera with the caption “A story time from when I was a girl” next to him and trans flags adorning the video. “Ayo, let me give y’all a story time. You know I’m transgender, I was born a girl I transitioned into a man but let me give y’all a story time from when I was a girl. So, me and all my stud friends, we getting ready to go to this party we all dressed in all white.  One of my friends decided like, ‘Ay y’all, let’s all wear our straps to the party.’ So we all dumb, ‘Aight, bet!’ So, we all wear it to the party. We get to the party, it’s a basement party, back in the day, you know what I’m saying, so, nobody can really see. So, this girl get to twerking on me, she feeling me, giving me her number, dadadadada (said to mean etc.) We meet up after the party at her house, me and all my friends. So, we all go into seperate rooms dadadadada. So, we did what we had to do. So, I ain’t talk to shawty for like, two and a half months and I get a random text from this number like, ‘Yeah, like I been trying to call you and talk to you.’ And I’m like, ‘For what?’ you know what I’m saying, [I’m trying to] ignore you, like, it was a one night thing. She’s like, ‘Yeah, I’m pregnant and it’s your baby dadadadada…’ And I’m like, ‘Shawty, I’m a girl.’ and like, showing her pictures of like, what, me in a sports bra. No, she like ‘No, that’s your sister I’m not stupid I know who I had sex with that night.’ Um, so, to this day I got a child out there. Hey son-”

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finally. the first transmasc absentee father

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diversity win, cis men no longer have monopoly on absentee fatherhood!

Oh no I left my three ancestral citrus species in close proximity and they hybridized

Probably near either the mandarin hybrid cluster at the top of the chart or between that cluster and clementines. They're a high true mandarin x low pomelo hybrid.

Congratulations on your middle-of-the-road cultivar!

Our new little hybrid is in the zone between a Bergamot orange and a Meyer lemon, but fun fact, Bergamot oranges are probably a bitter orange x lemon hybrid, and Meyer lemons are a mandarin orange x lemon hybrid. You can see the usual supermarket lemons (Lisbon lemons and associates) to the right of the red dot.

These little bastards love hybridizing.

So this new thing is orange-orange-lemon-lemon. Or something. Either way, sure will taste like citrus! Enjoy??

jenn stop playing god

In this blog we do not slut shame the citrus