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my favorite sport is jousting. except without the pole because thats too dangerous. just riding my horse angrily towards another guy riding a horse angrily, that is my passion
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john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
Talking shit about your spouse is a sign of affection.
No. No it’s not. What kind of dystopian world do you live in?
straight culture should be commissioning Renaissance styled biblical paintings of your french bulldog not talking about how marriage is a prison
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me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*
girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands
girl 2: really?? is he crying??
girl 1: only a little bit
girl 2: wow thats hot
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8yrs-deactivated20130129
my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds
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The best advice I’ve ever received: ‘no one else knows what they are doing either.
Charles Bukowski (via quotemadness)
Source: quotemadness.com
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mcsnuggie-deactivated20131031
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
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My feelings are too loud for words and too shy for the world.
Dejan Stojanovic (via quotemadness)
Source: quotemadness.com
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loosesealbluths
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ilyasaurus
Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.
duckandorpenguin
same
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I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say ‘come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.
Azra T. (via quotemadness)
Source: quotemadness.com
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Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.
Unknown (via quotemadness)
Source: quotemadness.com
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communistbakery-deactivated2017
honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years
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lushreef
i hope i start my hot person phase soon
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I want routine with you, I want waking up in a morning to the sun shining or the rain pouring with you, I want home with you, I want late night tv and too much to drink with you, I want slow dancing in our living room, in our house, in our home with you. I want you.
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me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR
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I can be someone’s and still be my own.
Shel Silverstein (via quotemadness)
Source: extramadness.com
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Just because I liked something at one point in time doesn’t mean I’ll always like it, or that I have to go on liking it at all points in time as an unthinking act of loyalty to who I am as a person, based solely on who I was as a person. To be loyal to myself is to allow myself to grow and change, and challenge who I am and what I think. The only thing I am for sure is unsure, and this means I’m growing, and not stagnant or shrinking.
Jarod Kintz (via quotemadness)
Source: quotemadness.com