I got somethins to say
i already fED you

I got somethins to say
i already fED you
OMG I bought that pin last week and it arrived today!
imagine sliding this down mid conversation lmao
In a good day I'm in yellow ngl...
You're at a lunch with friends when they all stop talking.
They were distracted by the low health sound of your social health bar
Do-do do-do do-do
you know what? this sort of thing should be normalized. if im talking to someone, and they feel like they need a social break, let them use this! plus it might help people who have trouble telling where they're at on that scale
BRB BOUGHT TO GO ORDER ASAP
Me too man, me too
I need this so bad
All I can picture is my wife making eye contact with me at a party and sliding it aaaassaaaaall the way down as a way of telling me she'd like to leave now.
I want one so fucking bad!! I could use that in so many situations!!!!!
GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?
This is so funny
Yall, no lie, this movie was so out of pocket, it's not even funny!
This was an actual face that an actual human actually animated for Frodo, while he and Gandalf were discussing Sauron and the One ring (And it's not just a frame, he holds this face for a solid 3 seconds or so. It isn't just one of those funny frames of animation people find by pausing at the right moment, this is an actual face he makes and holds for seconds)
Everyone after the Puss in Boots movie: omg I can’t believe Dreamworks actually included a drop of blood on screen!! animation studios never show blood!!
1990s Dreamworks, taking a drag from their cigarette: bet
Finally! Amazon is making stuff!
Me getting my booster shots
my washing machine on sundays
Me getting fucked up the ass
Venn diagram
discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves
I love all of these
So glad you got into B Dylan Hollis. He’s hilarious.
He really is. I throw on compilations of him all the time; his stuff is great. XD
Man cracks me up so hard. Every video!
the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao
the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it
why repaint the mona lisa
As someone who has painstakingly typed it out because I forgot there were other options, I can guarantee my forgery was not up to the quality of the original.
did you install a katakana keyboard just to type it or did you have to Google “katakana alphabet” or something and copypaste from that
Pretty sure I just did a vaguely cursed bootleg thing like this:
-\_(“✓)_/-
that’s a guy who has lost control of his life. there is no more cheerful nihilism in his smile, no more mischief in his eyes. that’s an emoticon with clinical depression
that’s just a homestar runner character
And I hope that all of the fake memories I’ve created with you in my head, will someday become real for both of us.
I read that as dual wedding and i had to
lets give them a proper skyrim marriage
i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls
World Heritage Post
Creepiest monster thing alive: moves like that
this little girl: 😊☺️😄😄☺️😊🤩
This is so cute omg my heart is going vrooom vroroooooom
Sam: Lately Bucky's gotten into dad jokes, but what's worse is that Steve actually likes them
Bucky: I had a nice vacuum cleaner but I had to sell it. It was just gathering dust!
Steve, laughing: That's what it does!
Sam: Every time I think my hell can't get worse, life finds a way