this man has my soul and heart

So, I feel like I’m losing my mind. I keep seeing metas about how Aziraphale wants Crowley to return to Heaven and be an angel again because he wants them to be on the same side/be good/change/etc., etc., etc. but I don’t see that at all. I actually see it as the very opposite.

Aziraphale loves Crowley just as he is. But there’s something more. Something huge.

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

I went through every possible emotion in those last 20 minutes, plus some that I made up on the spot! how are y'all?

#I am unwell

“their miracle was so big bc crowley used to be an archangel” have u considered that aziraphale and crowley love each other so much that their love alone could move the tides just by staring at the ocean for too long. have u considered that they did the miracle not really to protect gabriel but to protect what they had, what they’d built with each other. and that was them barely even trying

exactly

#i live there

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

Shoma Uno @ The Ice 2023 ❄️

"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

It's sort of a fandom headcanon that Nandor never turned Guillermo because he was afraid Guillermo would leave him after he became a vampire. But we never got a canon reason until now.

In "The Mall" when Laszlo wonders why Guillermo may leave them Nandor makes a list of possible reasons:

That's it! He plays it as a joke but his deepest fear is exposed. Nandor is convinced Guillermo only stays with him for the promise of vampirism. Guillermo believes Nandor never turned him because he is selfish and self-centered. They've been together for 13 years and they never talked about it!! WHY ARE THEY SO DUMB AND EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED!! AND NOW LOOK AT THE MESS THEY ARE IN!!!

They are so frustrating, and will probably solve their issues when Guillermo reveals he cheated on Nandor with a fight and hate fucking or something. I love them so much.

can zelda get him pregnant already damn

WHAT

can zelda (the princess of hyrule) get him (link the hero of legend) pregnant (cute 🥰) already damn (profanity)

Ohio Special Election

I wasn't sure if I was going to make a post about this or not, I don't have the kind of reach that might make this more impactful or whatever, but I know there are at least a couple folks who follow me who are also from Ohio and this is fucking important.

There's a special election happening in Ohio, on August 8th, that is only ONE issue. There's only ONE issue on the ballot. To change the Ohio constitution from a simple majority to requiring at least 60% of voters to pass anything. It also changes how Ohio citizens can initiate amendments by raising the number of signatures needed and eliminating the 10 day period disputed signatures can be corrected.

I've seen several commercials asking to vote no on Issue 1, where they talk about what would happen if this issue passes in the short amount of time they get for a commercial.

But today I saw a commercial telling people to vote yes because it will "protect the children" from us filthy evil trans people. This commercial claimed the opposing side's commercials were lying and that this issue is about protecting children by giving parents the right to keep schools from teaching about gender identity and whatever "woke liberals" want to teach their precious precious children.

That's not what this issue is about. Politicians are pulling a fast one, they're trying to be sneaky. This is a special election outside regular election dates. This election is about stopping a majority of Ohioans from voting for legalized abortion in November.

Sorry, I'm getting a bit too worked up to keep talking about this so I'm just going to leave you with a few links and a bit of information:

You can vote early in Ohio, it's open, in fact early voting opened on July 11th, but anyway, you can vote early, if you cannot vote the day of. You DO NEED a form of identification when you go to vote, either a driver's license, state ID, US passport or passport card, a US military or National Guard ID card, or a US Department of Veterans Affairs ID card. This Link Here will take you to the site that will help you find your early in person voting location.

You can also vote via absentee ballot, which also requires a valid form of identification. If this is the route you want to take, This Link Here can tell you how to get your absentee ballot.

This Link Here will take you to a voter's guide specifically about the Aug. 8 special election, where it will tell what a no vote will do and what a yes vote will do. I'm begging you to vote no, but that's your choice. You literally do not have to listen to me, I'm just here giving you what tools I can think of to give you.

This Link Here is an article done by CBS News, who did a little investigation on this. I didn't touch on anything from this article, but I encourage you to read it. It's enlightening.

Sorry, I know this is a lot of words but the TL;DR is this: Ohio is holding a special election on August 8th with exactly one (1) issue on the ballot. It's, I've heard said, and would agree, maybe one of the most important issues you'll ever vote on.

I've gotten 3 or 4 flyers/postcards from ohio union strong strongly urging me to vote no on issue 1 and like. i very much did. i've also gotten a couple letters urging me to vote no. one from someone in ohio and one from someone part of a campaign to spread political awareness about issues that could prove catastrophic to citizens in the state, this person was from oregon which shout out to her i appreciate her! but i'm losing the plot here so what i wanted to say is everybody's so focused on the various unions striking/potentially striking and like. yes! cool! but this is also pretty fucking important and i'm gonna capitalize on this by saying the ohio uaw and other various unions strongly object to issue 1. look they've even got a website all about it!

God how is it even legal to make an ad that blatantly false?? Those are just straight-up lies! They can’t even make an ad saying the point is to protect babies from murder because they KNOW that abortion is no longer a winning issue even among their base (which is the whole actual reason they want this, they know they can’t legitimately win anything on abortion).