NEW official stance of the greek orthodox church: god wants people to do lots of gay and trans things. the more the better! the ecumenical patriarch told me this today when I went out for souvlaki with him and his bisexual lesbian husband.
this year we celebrate pride month by reigniting the great schism of 1054! which christian denomination will win and which will sashay away?
Anonymous asked:
all im saying is, matpat gave the POPE undertale, not some greek orthodox priest....
YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT
correct, pope needs cute computer game to cheer up after his sad sunday circle cracker while the greeks have ornate κουτάλια and πρόσφερα.
catholics do this? no I do not think. checkmate catholics.
Anonymous asked:
I'm not religious anymore so this is like entertainment to me. like sports teams even
i think you might have just come up with a million dollar idea. each church should have a football team
watch out for father stavros in midfield
Lots of you saying youre voting for a certain denomination because your local priest is hot. Respect.
ROUND 1; MATCH B
my friends. you know what you must do.
Anonymous asked:
Father, what is your opinion on Greece in the Eurovision Song Contest? Enlighten me.
we may not win. but we will use our dying breath to vote for Cyprus.
except for Greek expats in Europe. they must vote for Greece. or else their citizenship will be revoked.
Hey bud, still trying to figure out that amphetamine prescription huh? Looks like you've got a solid four days without restful sleep. I know that you've spent the last few days eating nothing but corn chips and hard lemonade, and you feel like strangers are mad at you for no reason, but listen to me: Post through it. This is the blogging equivalent of those Orthodox priests that live in a cave and don't jerk off for 15 years. Youre just like them.
hey come on...
orthodox 4/20 is two weeks later, and you celebrate with a really ornate golden bong
Anonymous asked:
γεια σας🙋 ορθόδοξα☦️🛐 θοτάκια🤪🤪 αφού τελείωσε☑️ η ΜΕΓΑΛΗ🥵🥒 εβδομάδα📆, ήρθε η ώρα 🕛⏳για την ανάσταση😇😇 του κυρίου😏🧔. θα φάμε😋 μαγειρίτσSUCK👅, ΠΟΥΤΣουρέκι🍆🍆, και θα τσουγκρίσουμε💢💢 τα ΚΑΥΛβγά μας🍑🥚🍆💦. ο Ιησούς🙏🧔πέθανε💀😿😿 για τις αμαρτίες μας🤥😷😖, οπότε μην διστάσεις☝️να αμαρτήσεις🥵🥵 ΠΟΛΥ👀👀 και ΒΑΘΙΑ🕳️🕳️⬇️ αυτό το PUSSχα🍑☦️, για να πιάσει✊💦 η θυσία του τόπο🙇♀️🙇♀️. στείλε📲 αυτό το κείμενο🧾 σε 15 χριστιανές✝️ (πεο)δούλες🛐🍆🍆, αν θέλεις ο daddy😩😩 να σε καρφώσει😤😤😤🔨🔨 όπως κάρφωσαν⚒️ τον Ιησού🧔😇 στο σταυρό✝️. αν πάρεις 10 πίσω🔁, αυτό σημαίνει‼️ότι την Κυριακή του Πάσχα🗓️📍κάτι μακρύ🍌🥒🍆🥖 θα σε σουβλίσει😩😩🥵 σαν αρνί🐏. αν πάρεις 15 πίσω🔙🔛, ο daddy🥵😍😍 θα σε κάνει να δεις👀👀 τον αναστημένο Χριστό😇🧔 φαντάρο💂😩😩. καλό PUSSχα🍑🍑💦 και καλή ανάσταση🙌🙌🙏 νεκρών κρεβατιών😏😏🥵
Χριστός Ανέστη to all the losers and the haters.!
and Χρόνια Πολλά to the heathens who report me as NSFW! may this Easter prompt you to change your ways.
last week was catholic easter. this week is orthodox easter. next week is a secret third easter.
Anonymous asked:
what did you do on april fool's day pater
every day I remain on this dreadful website is a fool's day.
Anonymous asked:
Father Kostas I want to receive the άγιο φως from you. Or else i want you to reveal its secret. Be honest. Does it come from the priest's αναπτήρα?
keep asking questions like that and I will deliver the Holy Fire to your living room curtains.
why does he look like a greek orthodox priest
he looks like if everyone here had an orgy and one guy got pregnant and everyone else there is the father
@greek-orthodox-priest what do you think
he is the one that KILLED father sotirios. he is NOT WELCOME in my church. yiayia is coming for him.
Anonymous asked:
what do I do if yiayia falls asleep in easter service
⚠️ warning: yiayiades only do this when they are comfy. ⚠️
Anonymous asked:
Is it sacrilege to find τσουρέκι gross?
no it is a crime punishable by death.