Avatar

Father Kostas

@greek-orthodox-priest

🇬🇷 Greek ☦️♥️ Orthodox 🙏✨ Priest 🧙🏼‍♂️🛐 recently released again from ΧΩΡΝY JAIL. ⛓️🔐 see '#info' tag for FAQ.

this year we celebrate pride month by reigniting the great schism of 1054! which christian denomination will win and which will sashay away?

Anonymous asked:

Father, what is your opinion on Greece in the Eurovision Song Contest? Enlighten me.

we may not win. but we will use our dying breath to vote for Cyprus.

except for Greek expats in Europe. they must vote for Greece. or else their citizenship will be revoked.

Hey bud, still trying to figure out that amphetamine prescription huh? Looks like you've got a solid four days without restful sleep. I know that you've spent the last few days eating nothing but corn chips and hard lemonade, and you feel like strangers are mad at you for no reason, but listen to me: Post through it. This is the blogging equivalent of those Orthodox priests that live in a cave and don't jerk off for 15 years. Youre just like them.

hey come on...

Anonymous asked:

γεια σας🙋 ορθόδοξα☦️🛐 θοτάκια🤪🤪 αφού τελείωσε☑️ η ΜΕΓΑΛΗ🥵🥒 εβδομάδα📆, ήρθε η ώρα 🕛⏳για την ανάσταση😇😇 του κυρίου😏🧔. θα φάμε😋 μαγειρίτσSUCK👅, ΠΟΥΤΣουρέκι🍆🍆, και θα τσουγκρίσουμε💢💢 τα ΚΑΥΛβγά μας🍑🥚🍆💦. ο Ιησούς🙏🧔πέθανε💀😿😿 για τις αμαρτίες μας🤥😷😖, οπότε μην διστάσεις☝️να αμαρτήσεις🥵🥵 ΠΟΛΥ👀👀 και ΒΑΘΙΑ🕳️🕳️⬇️ αυτό το PUSSχα🍑☦️, για να πιάσει✊💦 η θυσία του τόπο🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️. στείλε📲 αυτό το κείμενο🧾 σε 15 χριστιανές✝️ (πεο)δούλες🛐🍆🍆, αν θέλεις ο daddy😩😩 να σε καρφώσει😤😤😤🔨🔨 όπως κάρφωσαν⚒️ τον Ιησού🧔😇 στο σταυρό✝️. αν πάρεις 10 πίσω🔁, αυτό σημαίνει‼️ότι την Κυριακή του Πάσχα🗓️📍κάτι μακρύ🍌🥒🍆🥖 θα σε σουβλίσει😩😩🥵 σαν αρνί🐏. αν πάρεις 15 πίσω🔙🔛, ο daddy🥵😍😍 θα σε κάνει να δεις👀👀 τον αναστημένο Χριστό😇🧔 φαντάρο💂😩😩. καλό PUSSχα🍑🍑💦 και καλή ανάσταση🙌🙌🙏 νεκρών κρεβατιών😏😏🥵

last week was catholic easter. this week is orthodox easter. next week is a secret third easter.

Anonymous asked:

what did you do on april fool's day pater

every day I remain on this dreadful website is a fool's day.

Anonymous asked:

Father Kostas I want to receive the άγιο φως from you. Or else i want you to reveal its secret. Be honest. Does it come from the priest's αναπτήρα?

keep asking questions like that and I will deliver the Holy Fire to your living room curtains.

Anonymous asked:

what do I do if yiayia falls asleep in easter service

⚠️ warning: yiayiades only do this when they are comfy. ⚠️

Anonymous asked:

Is it sacrilege to find τσουρέκι gross?

no it is a crime punishable by death.