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Here's how Hispanic Dante can still win

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Alex, she/her, 25 | If your blog is empty and has a picture of a woman as an icon I'm going to assume you're a bot and block you. Sorry lol | AO3: EmeraldTrash666
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By far the most anxiety inducing thing about neopets.com is how much artwork they paid people to make for years and years, I mean tens of thousands of drawings, that were uploaded at approximately three pixels across and at some point a staff member casually revealed that the company was never archiving the master files for most of that time

One time a user asked specifically if they were just going to make the petpets (like these) visible on the larger custom pet displays and the answer was “that would be a big project, we would have to have them all drawn over again!” like lol haha tee hee we had employees draw a million original drawings for us over many years that we saved exclusively as these microscopic gif images. I don’t care who you are or if you ever cared about neopets or even if you think all this art is ass ugly anyway, this fact has got to make you physically ill to some degree right, it’s just fucking nightmare demented right

Anyway reblog to make sure all the investors know that, according to u/spez AKA Steve Huffman, the CEO of the fucking company, Reddit is, and I quote, "not profitable." Their IPO is supposedly planned for later this year. Have fun with that, Steve!

I tried to blaze this and Tumblr gave me an error code and refused to do it (after charging my CC) y'all better fuckin gimme an Organic All Natural Blaze lmao

edit: nvm it's marked pending but still

wouldnt it be fun. wouldnt it be really cool. if the haiku bot

Youre telling me the bartender is a mouse? Shes a girl whos a mouse? *chuckles warmly* That's pretty out there. I'm too old for that kind of thing, but you have fun with that. *to myself after you walk away, but with no trace of spite in my voice* A bartender who's a mouse... what will they think of next?