What Luigi was actually doing for 70% of the movie
look at him go
sorry for asking if you're upset with me 50 times
I was trying to remember the worst rap bar I'd ever heard from a major white rapper during a conversation with my girlfriend. I knew it rhymed "jimmy neutron boy genius" with "penis" but I couldn't remember anything else so I absentmindedly typed "jimmy neutron boy genius penis" into google and pressed enter. I smiled at my phone, serene, not even THINKING about what the cost could possibly be
and then it loaded
I literally felt like I was going to throw up from laughing so hard
FOR THE RECORD it was "jimmy neutron, I'm a young boy genius / on the futon, I'ma give her that penis"
Okay but honestly with the death of forums and blogs and Yahoo Answers. And the rise of discord. Reddit is the last refuge to get any kind of information about anything whatsoever.
Source: tiktok.com
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
blown away by the beauty of women on a daily basis
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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)
Have a great 6.4 friends! 💜
Remember to still take care of yourselves - take breaks, eat, hydrate and pet the furbabies! 🌿✌️
Giving Zeus burnt offerings until he gives me power over the rain so that I can direct the falling droplets to depict the iconic "Bad Apple" music video from the Touhou franchise
whyyyyy does nintendo feel the need to crack down on 3ds hacking they don’t even SELL THOSE FUCKING GAMES. THEY’RE FUCKING GHOULS AND THEY’RE JUST TRYING TO HURT ME.
i cannot believe how stupid the people running this app are
impossible to understand according to discord: yeah my username is john#5627
easy and efficient according to discord: my username is 4j_oh_n20 yeah no i had to change it because there were a million other guys named john sorry