Aaron Burr

this is so funny

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

These are some of the things Facebook thinks I’m interested in

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?

it's beautiful. it's hideous. it's everything.

to think we got the "i'm weird i'm a weirdo" riverdale monologue because jensen ackles was homophobic to spn fans.... effervescent

im begging you for an explanation

someone wrote an essay about bi dean and gave it to jensen to sign, he wrote “No?” on it in sharpie, a lesbian wrote a ya novel based on this incident, she was successful, she got hired on riverdale as a writer, she wrote the “i’m weird, i’m a weirdo” episode (as well as the lesbian epic rescue from conversion therapy).

I think I'm gonna try that infinite chocolate hack now. I think it might work today

Ok everybody remake the Destiel confession only using pictures you already have saved on your phone

Ripley’s believe it you thots

it’s time for us interference in russian politics

this is the point the berenstein and berenstain universes are reconverging

the funniest part of this is imagining what various politicians are thinking seeing “destiel” trending above all the political stuff. do they click on it? do they Know? is there an intern explaining it to them? what is going on in the simulation?

actually

starting the theory that dean DOES have sex with men he’s just not into cas. which is INFINITELY funnier to me