Winston: *running from the thought police*

Julia: *running from the thot police*

Me: *hands a necklace that I got BOGO on at Clair’s to my daughter*

“This is our family heir loom.”

“If only I could keep you in my pocket to give me some diagnosis of why I’m so hollow. Please give me instructions, I promise I’ll follow.”

-AJR, Karma

“I want to be very small. And I want you...uh...I want you to put me in your pocket. And I wanna stay there. And you can just reach in...whenever you want...and just pat me on the head. Because I love you star.”

-Star Vs The Forces of Evil, Mama Star

“I’ve been meaning to ask you, what’s with that pocket on your shirt?”

“Oh, Jake’s in here. ‘Sup, Jake?”

-Adventure Time, It Came From The Nightosphere

2019 has officially finished off my Pocket trilogy

Spoilers

People that died five years ago: *come back to life*

People who, in the last five years, remarried: “Fuck.”

High school creative writing is neat because you can always tell when some freshman finishes Drivers Ed bc their stories become all “Alexander gently placed his foot on the accelerator, letting the car slip into the intersection. He made sure to look both ways and check for pedestrians before going a speed appropriate for existing weather conditions.”

Svtfoe has made it clear that Stars magic remembers her room, and that she can create it anywhere she wishes. While this has been seen throughout the show constantly, it is said in scent of a hoodie: “My room is where ever I want it to be.” From this knowledge, it’s not a huge jump to say that she makes her room the same every time. I mean, it’s her room. She’d keep it the same, and we’ve seen that to be true. EXCEPT for one thing. While living at home, on mewni, her room always has her own bathroom attached. For convenience and because she’s a princess for gods sake. But on earth, her room didn’t have a bathroom. I theorize that star didn’t bring a bathroom to earth because she liked sharing a bathroom with Marco. I mean think about how many great things they did in that bathroom? From singing while brushing their teeth, to getting ready (and running late) together. We saw a lot of S1 bonding in there. Idk, that’s just my head canon.

During the Cupid Shuffle, she counts the steps on her fingers.

One time

At a swim meet, I was standing with this kid that I was sorta friends with. And this kid points to a guy across the pool and he goes “That’s my dad.” And I nod and I go “Yes, that’s a human person.” This poor boy, maybe 11 years old, very worried, goes “What does that mean.” When I only smiled down at him, he just went, “What does that mean.”

Listen Bois

In a matter of 12 hours, three separate people have come out to me. Damn.

I really want

an Office esc TV show about a church congregation.

-“I have planned a Saturday Soup Dinner at my house next weekend. Please come.”

*cut to angry woman in the back*

“We always plan soup dinners together. Is she still mad because my daughter got Mary in the Christmas play and little Off-Kay Sarah didn’t?”

-*roof collapses mid service*

*cut to the pastor yelling curse words from the pulpit*

-“Church service went long today because SOMEONE wouldn’t zip it about her new Sunday school funding idea.”

also in one of the episodes, I just need some old lady to die in the back and people don’t really notice and just keep talking to her like normal. And I really want there to be a subplot about two out there middle aged moms who hate each other, but they’re weird emo kids are in love.

One episode the emo kids are found making out in the closet and the moms almost die

Is this the whole fandom regarding Lance?

Hi I’m Tired and I SHAKE

Should

Halt

All

Klance

Enthusiasm

I have this headcanon

That when Shay was basically a slave to the galra, she only got gross food or cave bug soup. So now that she’s free, Hunk makes her food from around the universe just so she can experience all the different tastes.

Executives: “These damn teenagers are complaining about horrible representation! What are we going to do?”

P1: “Let Shadam be properly expanded on as the homosexual relationship that was important to its viewers. Let it be shown as something that was deep and real. Let Shiro mourn the loss of the man he loved.”

Executives: “No.”

P2: “Let Allura be a single, powerful woman who is enough by herself and doesn’t need a man to prove that she’s worthy of respect.”

Executives: “No.”

P3: “Make another robot, and just to show that it’s a woman, make it THICCCCCCC.”

Executives: “Fucking genius.”