the serve

Johnathan: So the house I found for you is a giant, dilapidated horror movie mansion within striking distance of a nightmarish Victorian insane asylum. Is that okay?

Dracula, literally vibrating with excitement: Yeah man that sounds fine

guide 4 teens

Hummingbird is relaxing after drinking a lot of flower nectar.

2021 is the year I finally get my shit together

2022 is the year I finally get my shit together

2023 is the year I finally get my shit together

op is more dedicated to update this post than op is in getting shit done and it shows

it’s so unfair that i’m not a little boywife for a dom.

it’s so unfair that i’m sleeping alone, when i could be cockwarming them as they spoon me, both of us drifting asleep.

it’s so unfair that i’m not making them breakfast every morning and dinner every night with only their shirt on my delicate body.

it’s so unfair that i’m not being pinned down and fucked at any given moment because they just love my hole too much and can’t get enough of how tight i am.

it’s so unfair that i’m not being pumped full with multiple creampies and being bred with my legs pressed against my chest as they mercilessly fuck me until i am sobbing.

i want to be someone’s soft and slutty little boywife NOW!!!

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

Oh thank fuck I need to go write now

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sorry I have gross kinks do you still think I'm cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺

you’re a dork (i want to make out with you)

Weekend VIBES

I was going to file my taxes today. Oops

it’s so unfair that i’m not a little boywife for a dom.

it’s so unfair that i’m sleeping alone, when i could be cockwarming them as they spoon me, both of us drifting asleep.

it’s so unfair that i’m not making them breakfast every morning and dinner every night with only their shirt on my delicate body.

it’s so unfair that i’m not being pinned down and fucked at any given moment because they just love my hole too much and can’t get enough of how tight i am.

it’s so unfair that i’m not being pumped full with multiple creampies and being bred with my legs pressed against my chest as they mercilessly fuck me until i am sobbing.

i want to be someone’s soft and slutty little boywife NOW!!!