You managed to retire from the supervillain game long ago, when you became a parent. Now, your grandchild has inadvertently been kidnapped by an upstart villain, and you’re about to show them why the world (rightfully) feared you.

The villain held your power ring in their hand, “With this out of the way your powers shall no longer work, relent.” You look at them and began chuckling before breaking out into maniacal laughter, “that doesn’t give me power, it gives me empathy dipshit.”

organic 

what if i blazed this post fucked, not so organic anymore is it?

get fucked yellow rat

You RUINED the post. Now fandom tumblr is seeing it. It’s ROTTEN.

organic 

what if i blazed this post fucked, not so organic anymore is it?

get fucked yellow rat

You RUINED the post. Now fandom tumblr is seeing it. It’s ROTTEN.

You were once an adventurer but when was turned to stone. Your party tried to save you but it was too late, so they place you in the center of a town they founded, now years later an army marches onto that town and with every once of willpower you try to move…and with groan you take a step.

f(x) walks into a bar

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t cater to functions.”

As part of a newly established student exchange program between the realms, a dwarf student arrives at a human STEM college. He’s about to attend his first computer science class. “This should be easy,” he thinks, “how complicated can human technology possibly be?”

Humans aren’t actually space Orcs, they’re space Orcas. For most, they’re a social, playful species. For their prey, however, the evil shit Humans can conjure up to hurt and destroy them is terrifying.

You rule a tiny kingdom and all of your citizens are monsters. You gave them a place they can belong, and they’ll defend it to their dying breaths.

Round 2: Match 6

The fact that scout isn't winning is making me lose faith in y'all.

Demoman isn't even iconic. He's the LAST guy you think of when you think tf2. I forget he exists tbh

Scout is like, 2nd or 3rd most iconic tf2 guy

... Y'all are weird.

scout is Literally just some loudmouth twink from boston. you can find a dozen of him on the green line alone

you know i was feeling bad about blowing up someone's notifications for hating demoman but now i just get the feeling they might deserve it. we may lose the war, lads, but at least we can say we were in the right

One can easily distinguish a true veteran adventurer from the masses, for one doesn’t fear those who show to the start of a dungeon with gleaming weapons and polished armor, but those who show up wearing casual clothing, looking like they just got done shopping in town not 5 minutes earlier.

Minecraft Bees

“This person sold their soul to you fair and square,” said the incredulous angel to the demon. “Why are you petitioning for them to enter heaven?” “Because after everything they did with what I gave them, they deserve to.”

The new employee is clearly a mimic attempting to fit in. Everyone is aware of this, but the mimic is just so innocent and precious that they just accept them.