this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment

Now THIS is physical comedy

Lil Nas X, I sentence you to five years in Montero State prison. #FREELILNASX | INDUSTRY BABY COMING JULY 23

ok but the way that lil nas x is literally condemning himself for being gay and then being sent to “montero state prison” (when his real name is montero) is a fucking genius way to characterize internalized homophobia

a couple weeks a go a high schooler I was talking to at a dinner party asked me if college students knew what memes were and I still haven't recovered emotionally

a college republican went crying to tucker carlson last night because some black classmates photoshopped his face onto a literal cracker

fucker carlson is pulling this exact same dopey ass outrage face in every pic i’ve ever seen of him

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

She is soggy

Oh shes so good at that

I can't get over that Perry could easily just humiliate him in front of the crowd, but instead, he help him

Also the fact that Perry can only control Doof's arms and legs. Doofenschmirtz freestyled the whole song.

It's a bop

And the song just goes from 0-get rid of the government in .2 seconds

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

Guys, I’ve figured it out

The ultimate character rating system

Bullshit I challenge you to explain one evil thing waluigi has ever done

stole my heart

Stole Luigi’s underwear to sell online

no pls im begging you