guilty as charged
Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from an even bigger ass
Wait this is funny
This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time
ilove people who work at front desks of things. i can walk into a building and go to the desk and i ask how do i do this thing. and then they just fucking tell me !!!!
i walked into my college found the first desk and asked hey where do i pay my student fees. did that. ok where i do find the academic advisor? got the general direction, went up to the first desk i saw, asked where to go to drop a class .awesome. went to the bookstore, walked up to the desk, asked how to find out what textbooks i need. and AGAIN they had answers for me. this is so cool thank you desk people
no this is so real actually !! it always feels like you'll be expected to know everything when you do Adult Things but you don't, actually, you just need to know who to ask
I cant help but always add souyo im sorry…
Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr
deciding to get into 40k just based on what guys look cute n silly
weird nerd dude hobbies are like
lego star wars
- ✅ easy to digest lore, fashy elements are sanitized and even appealing, very easy to put together
- ❌ star wars fans are annoying, legos are expensive, you’re stuck to what’s currently on shelves cuz old sets are even more expensive
gunpla
- ✅ relatively cheap, finished product looks pretty good even if you’re just ok at it, painting is optional
- ❌ SANDING, lore is expansive in a way that i really like but others might find daunting, eventually you realize there’s actually a threshold of Very Insanely Good Gunpla and you’re still just okay
warhammer 40k
- ✅ you just have to paint them, sometimes they guys are cute
- ❌ you have to paint them, lore is insane, fashy elements are inescapable, most of the guys aren’t cute
model trains
- ✅ infinite pussy for the rest of your life
- ❌ you have to be rich
Are you the eepy robotgirl, Chrys??
Just did a systems calibration to confirm: eepy levels are critical!
Serperior Facts
Jessie doesn't nerd out often but when she does, it's about snakes or fashion. After she released Arbok and sent Seviper to HQ, I feel like she missed them so much she just got deep into ophiology
i like tumblr bc everyone ik irl thinks this shit completely died off so i can hide here and enjoy content in peace
people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch