Whoopsie Daisy

the implications of this official gumby shirt are driving me up the wall

the kids are alright.

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects

I would die for that little fucking clown bear please let me die for that little bear

i don’t speak bad taste so i don’t understand this constant mint choc chip hate but what i do know is some of you really think it tastes like toothpaste which tells me you don’t brush your teeth…keep that to yourself please

been shopping for ski suits- i keep missing the re-stocks of the one i desperately want, so i’ve been entertaining a few other options.

this site has a couple pride things, but nowhere in the title or description are they listed as such. like the names are abstract, and there’s no hint in anything besides the design that it’s a pride thing. it’s like the oposite of baiting

i got the last one

Any blue eyed person: sometimes my eyes are an icy blue and sometimes they’re gray and sometimes they’re more of a turquoise and sometimes they’re even this darker blue…

Me: *waiting for them to be done*

Not a big fan of the name of this series. 

Huge fan of the name of this series

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

sometimes the notification box on posts forgets how to be a functional element of a web page and just starts cramming actual posts from my blog into itself, engulfing the notes and eating them alive i guess

THE CRAB

people who dont curse but say stuff like “gee whiz” and “me oh my” are like sooooo funny to me but in the way that lucifer was entertained by adam and eve in the garden of eden because more than anything i want to create a scenario where they willingly say fuck

are we about to kiss right now

the ouija board it’s .. it’s spelling.. no i can’t reclaim that

Bff’s from the beginning.

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

Omg!!!!

#it’s extra good because kneading is something that kittens do to their moms!! #so #baby is like: ah yes soft cat shall pet #and cat is like: ah yes human kitten is just doing What Kittens Do :) #amazing #10/10 i love it

That cat is just so content. He’s like, “Finally, a human that can speak my love language!”

lovecore this...clowncore that...why don’t you take a break from composing unsourced moodboards and eat a piece of fruit. see some apple core for a change

damn kakashis life was literally one of those one direction imagines like imagine ur on a mission with your closest friends and ur injured in the heat of battle and so youre rushed to surgery and your friends are like ill see you on the other side and you say i cant see you because my eyes are all gouged out but ok and you wake up alone and its like hey i can see again where are my friends and the doctor is like who do you think gave you those eyes?