just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

"The Big House" [S1 Ep10]

kissing you and kissing you and kissing you and kissing you and kissing you

MMMWAH!

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

OK my dad also got it

DYLAN!

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

Oh my god?

I change my mind nfts bring qualitatively new artistic experiences

Absolutely crying

This is for asexuals only so everyone else leave

I can never reblog that one post that's like "what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child " bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can't just add that to a random stranger's post

I see how it is you can all post about cannibalism and blood drinking and it's cool it's normal it's ENCOURAGED even but I say I wanted to indulge in the absolute carnage of felling a 26,000 lb horned beast with my hands and then feasting upon the spoils of my victory as a child and suddenly IM the weird one

Everyone says they want a weirdgirl who is hot and strange and off-putting and then she says she's harboring a secret desire to be a Mesozoic superpredator from the late cretaceous and you all switch up REALLL fast

X-Ray Image of Photographer and Camera by Nick Veasey

HH:  Say Cheese

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Quack quack 🦆💕

The summer night party   -  Roeland Kneepkens  , 2021

Dutch, b. 1978 -

Oil on linen , 70 x 50 cm.

i reworked an old design i did for some aro/ace rats & then expanded the selection across a number of flag designs.

you can get all of them (including the old design above) on a variety of items on my redbubble

trans/nonbinary board (^o^)

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They are studying us in petri dishes

“hi, i’m an author and this is my american character, chair lightbulb.  in american, ‘chair’ means to be in a position of leadership, while ‘lightbulb’ means intelligence.  yeah it’s kind of an unusual name in american. she’s always been distant from her  american heritage, but her parents wanted her name to honor the american language, while still being unique.  don’t worry, she’s very embarrassed about her heritage and it will hardly ever come up.”

“she lives with her cousin, george washington backstreet boys oreo® dq blizzard® creme.  he also doesn’t know a lot about his american culture.  this is symbolic of how i also don’t know a lot about american culture.

you know who lost succession? jeremy strong. man gave his soul for kendall roy and gave it so beautifully and now he has to take his "i believe in making work where the sense of self and the character is amorphous" ass and go job hunting in a media landscape where the options are MCU hero#154 or olaf from live action frozen.

Precious Lee by Paola Kudacki for Vogue Arabia , July 2021