between having a car accident, paying for a funeral, paying for a tooth extraction under sedation, and paying for an elderly relative to get in-home care, i'm beyond broke as a joke and now my pc is in the process of shitting itself to death. it's been a shithouse year with everything happening so much, my savings are decimated, and i'm running out of stuff to sell to stay afloat. i'm not gonna hassle for money because we're all broke here but uhhhhhhh let's just say that tips are open and I'm not gonna say no if anyone has some change from between their couch cushions going spare.
Anonymous asked:
So you just want to see old mens fat stomachs out all over the place?
An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old
“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”
Anonymous asked:
call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine
call me holy trinity the way I father a son in his hole n ghost
I have been hacked.
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
kath & kim raising the bar for australian television since 2002
baby if you can’t call up your doctor’s office or order a pepperoni pizza without bursting into tears, i better not see you talking crazy on a complete stranger’s post lmfao




