Blahaj in a suit

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

happy ballpiss day!

at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre

i want you to know i never post lightly

hold the fuck on. you can have animated GIF pfps now?????????

DOES EVERYONE SEE THIS SHIT???

my icon is 988kb and 122x104 pixels so anything that size or smaller should work... this is literally a fluke cuz i was trying to change my THEME's sidebar pic but ended up changing my blog icon

make sure its a webp not a gif! i used this website to convert it https://ezgif.com/gif-to-webp

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I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT

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the fact that a river ends at the mouth implies that the source is the anus, and a river flows from anus to mouth

not for this one I don't think so

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we need to bully people who work monday through friday when they say “have a good weekend” on fridays or whatever. Your words mean nothing to me. i don’t fucking know what a weekend is you child emperor

cool

tom and jerry have turned to a life of self flagellation and degeneracy.

today we are going to learn about horses

horse fact 1: horses are partially exoskeletal

horse fact 2: horses are partially trees

horse fact 3: got frogs in em

these are all the facts we have about horses.

this is just objectively funny though

Great joke tho? Who complained?

Someone who likes the taste of boots more than the taste of subway

wait a second -

MOBY BARBIE??? IN MY BARBIE MOVIE????

the cowards wouldnt say Barbie Dick

True

The fact that I am an uwu soft nervous pathetic useless girl has nothing to do with this

Grassland Fox | Requested by anonymous

LINK LOOK OUT THERES A GUARDIAN RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

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26/26

i love adding explosions mid sentence. like i could be in the middle of rambling about something or i could be attempting to be funny and then i'll j💥

thank you. please dont do this to me

what is your problem

HELLO ????????