this is still the realest thing a celebrity has ever said

me too, nicole. me too.

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

the non binary slay here was insane

People who can't enjoy a meal from McDonalds once in a while because it's unhealthy have their brains all scrambled

[ID: Five cropped screenshots of tiktok captions. From left to right, and then top to bottom, they say, (1) "When they tell you you're too young for Botox and you don't need it," (2) "All your haters saying how bad it is to do Botox in your 20's," (3) "when people say to just accept aging and let it happen and that trying to mitigate the process with Botox and filler is something that patriarchy instilled upon us," (4) "me telling my patients to start Botox before the wrinkle forms so you never get wrinkles in the first place," and finally, (5) "when they say you're too young to get Botox and filler and you should just age gracefully" /end ID]

these are all from the same user. we have to start killing cosmetic surgeons im so serious

I see many posts about how it's okay to have a bad day or a bad week or a bad month, and I want to add that it is also okay to have a bad year or several bad years. It's okay if it takes you longer than a day or a week to work through your problems - and even if you've been struggling for years, that doesn't mean your entire life is doomed. Sometimes it takes a year, or two years, or five years or more to get better and that is okay. It's okay if your recovery takes time. It doesn't mean you're failing.

sometimes plushies make me cry because it’s like. they’re little guys made to be loved. their only purpose is to be held and hugged and loved. we made them because we love making things and we love loving things. and they’re so cute

The last ride of Paul Revere

biblically accurate angel

only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching

whenever I go out in public I feel like such an outsider like was I ever meant to be human? can I go back home?