Sirius: I’ll do whoever it takes for us to succeed in our mission.
Lily: Don’t you mean “whatever” it takes?
Sirius: Yeah, I’ll do that too.
*texting*
Gryffindor: Hi.
Slytherin: Hi.
Gryffindor: I can't sleep.
Slytherin: I can. Goodnight!
missed opportunities in the harry potter series: harry never punched vernon dursley straight in the face
- I had it on holiday, summer before last, it’s very nice.
- I’ll take your word for it.
Dramione cosplaying Reylo commissioned by AMAZING @karmadash-is-shippingtrash
From the way I see it, they can’t wait to see the Last Jedi as much as I. Draco would say the movie was ridiculous but Hermione’d know he secretly loved it.
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Hermione: You’re under arrest for illegal use of a stolen time turner.
Delphi: Not to worry, I have a permit. [hands Hermione a slip of paper]
Hermione: This just says “I can do what I want.”
[Christmas at the Burrow]
George: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Percy: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Bill: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Charlie: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when my girlfriend dug her nails into my arm during our first movie.
Hermione: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Arthur: I got this one from when I was learning how to use a microwave.
Ron: I have a few scars on my arm from crashing my broom.
Harry: ...
Harry: I have emotional scars.
Harry: oh yea and one on my head from when Voldemort tried to kill me
Talking to his baby son distracts Draco from the heavy, scary sounds of a stormy night around the Malfoy Manor.
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[at the battle of Hogwarts]
Ron: Is anyone else scared?
Harry: Not really. I've already lived longer than I expected.
Draco: *does something stupid & gets himself hurt*
Hermione: After I lovingly nurse you back to health, I’m going to kill you.
harry potter and the philosopher's stone: look at the magical whimsy of the wizarding world! they fly on broomsticks and eat enchanted candy and have talking hats and owl familiars! so charming!
harry potter and the deathly hallows: and now harry will go to the place where his parents died and meet someone who is a snake wearing a dead woman happy nightmares kiddos
Draco: I am a very bad man. I am a very, very bad person. I am a terrible human being.
Blaise:
Harry:
Pansy:
Hermione:
All of Hogwarts:
Draco: "No, you're not, Draco. We love you, Draco."
harry: but i *am* the chosen one
hermione: [looks into the camera like she's on the office]
She sees the spark of comprehension light in his eyes, feels his heart miss a beat and then drum inside his chest, so forcefully that she could mistake it for her own, thrumming through her body as his embrace tightens around her convulsively…
“We are not alone anymore…”
A whisper that turns the spark in his eyes into a wildfire!
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did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??
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“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?
“with deez knuts”
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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help
Harry: Remember when you dared Ron and I to fight Malfoy?
Hermione: No. I said, "Harry, Ron, don't fight Malfoy." And you said, "Don't tell us what to do, Hermione." And then you fought Malfoy.
Ron: do you think Fred and George accidentally swapped names when they were babies and nobody knew and now they have the wrong name
Harry: mate its 4am go to sleep
Ron:
Harry:
Ron:
Harry: its a really good question though like
