aaaaaa she's eating a burger lol

oh so people have been making their nails look like pretty and polished stones, why am I only finding this out now!!!

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

caught the bae sleepin

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

please, call me duncan

mr donuts is my father

Searching for More Appreciation 💔

you couldint save us

you werent strong enough

Steve Irwin’s Son Recreates Photo of His Dad With Same Crocodile in the Same Place 15 Years Later

those people who always offer you some of their food

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

When you’re playing outside when you’re not supposed to be and your momma pull up.

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