love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that company tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer
life is just humiliating yourself over and over and learning to live with the inherent shame of being alive !! do what makes you happy !! it is impossible to live life without embarrassment, so why bother trying !!
This tweet is just... Odd. Very odd.
Like... You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??
I want to be absolutely clear that, when I write an alcoholic character, it's because I think that alcohol addiction and drinking to excess are cool. Just like when I write a criminal, I'm trying to persuade you, the reader, to take up a life of larceny and murder. Just so long as that's understood.
Oh good, because that's 100% the message I take from fictional media. For instance, I watched Hannibal for recipes and relationship advice.
i hate mind body dualism. it is not a flesh prison it is you. Those thoughts in your head are also your body. you don't own your body its you!!!
patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.
Dracula, wrapping up his paperwork: Well, that’s just about everything covered. My thanks for a job well done, but time to (un)die, my friend
Jonathan (in Drac-u-Vision):
Dracula: Ohhh, fine, one more month of psychological torture first. As a treat <3
Jonathan, wondering what the hap is fuckening: …To who? You or me?
Dracula: Yes <3
girls be like “im fighting demons” and the demon is a degree they chose for themselves
Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.
The writers strike could impact your favorite show! A season might get cut in half causing the writers to send the main character to hell instead of saving him. He might have to be rescued by an angel the next season, whom he will have a homoerotic relationship with over the next ten years, shaping the culture of some blue website and changing the way people receive world news for years to come!
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
8 mai 1945 : victoire des Alliés sur l’Allemagne nazie, fin de la seconde guerre mondiale en Europe.
Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed
those posts online that are like sometimes it’s ok to be tired and do nothing all day it’s self care were so damaging to me when i was like depressed asf and 20. sometimes you just gotta get up and do shit and you’ll feel less tired afterwards cuz you don’t have 100000 neglected chores and obligations slowly debuffing you and draining all your chakras. like sometimes you (ME) just gotta suck it up. not to sound like my dad but it’s true.
Dune: Part Two (2023) // dir. Denis Villeneuve
Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed