Zodiac Signs as Tarot Cards

Aries: The Emperor

Taurus: The Hierophant

Gemini: The Lovers

Cancer: The Chariot

Leo: Strength

Virgo: The Hermit

Libra: Justice

Scorpio: Death

Sagittarius: Temperance

Capricorn: The Devil

Aquarius: The Star

Pisces: The Moon

tits are saggy-tarius

a-queer-ius

pungent cat piss-es

dried up crap-ricorn

leftover food scrap-io

full of infectious germ-ini

head full of stank air-ies

le-old ass and wrinkley

tore-ass

cancer…nuff said

everything you say is a lie-bruh

vir-go the fuck away judgmental lil bitch