Hello, i will open comms on July 21, 7pm, GMT +8 (Philippine time)
This comm is not limited to splatoon OCs, btw. I will open 8 slots, but if i receive more, they will be waitlisted ^^
This has been playing nonstop in my head it had to be done
This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:
They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.
How is that less funny
okay just hear me out
TLDR: The Miguel O'Hara we see in ATSV is not the real Miguel O'Hara: he acts very OOC, needs to give himself blood transfusions to maintain his powers, and became furious when Miles asked if he was even a real Spiderman.
great time playing totk so far ive already found 5 ways to die and cooked something so rancid the game had to blur it
Jessie: "Officer Jenny! Please- Don't blame Delia! It's all on me! She doesn't deserve to be locked up! She's too wonderful! Please-
Jenny: "Ma'am, this is just to have you in the system after the... misdemeanor you both committed. Both of you shall be let go after this and some paperwork.
Jessie: "...Oh."
Delia: "Totally worth it."
That time that Jessie and Delia were arrested for public indecency, a.k.a public making-out that got a bit too steamy.
Based on that Barbie/Ken Ship Meme going around :3
Bonus Story Addition: Delia: "Actually... Jenny is a regular back at my restaurant. She knows about us, and your... past job. She did this as a little payback for all the trouble you caused back then."
Jessie: "What?! Oh, that little-"
(Based on the incredible Jessie/Delia AU by @yamujiburo )
HAHAHAHA TOO FUNNY
Anonymous asked:
"the way I write this ship is largely based off of my experiences with my girlfriend." your girlfriend is very lucky
im very lucky too <3
I'll assume the role of Wobbuffet is played by a friendly dog
he’s wobbuffet and mimey at the same time
heyy besties, got suspended from twitter so im back✌️
whwat happen
twitter fucked up their code so it randomly suspends people. pretty hilarious tbh
Rad. lemme check smth real quick
ok unfortunately I still have not been banned from Twitter.
do high schools exist in the pokemon world?
caldwell and i were talking and he brought up this scenario and i couldn't get it out of my head
Oh to be a postwoman delivering love letters to nymphs
Jessie nervously takes up her offer and falls asleep instantly bc Delia's bed, and Delia, are very cozy