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Crowley: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Aziraphale: I saw a frog on the sidewalk the other day.
Crowley: Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people.
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Crowley:”Angel, will you go out with me?”

Aziraphale:”Sodium”

Crowley:”What do you mean “NA”? I thought you’d say Potassium”

Aziraphale:”……You learnt chemistry jokes?”

Crowley:”And i learnt pick-up lines. You’re Copper plus Tellurim”

Aziraphale:”CU…..plus TE”

Crowley:    ;)

Aziraphale:”I take back my Sodium. Potassium Dear, Potassium”

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Crowley:”Fuck this world, it’s shit. I wanna die. You, me, everyone is a bitch”

Aziraphale:”LANGUAGE!”

Crowley:”Sexual intercourse this world. It’s defecation. I crave death. Thou, I, everyone art a female dog”

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Aziraphale:”Are you high?”

Crowley:”If i was high,could i do this”

Crowley:*Still lays on the floor*

Aziraphale:”What are you doing?”

Crowley:”Cartwheels”

Crowley:………………….

Crowley:”Am i not doing it?”