among us is getting a cartoon: oh, this is gonna be a soulless sanitized kid-friendly cash-grab, probably. maybe it'll make some little kids happy, at least?
the showrunner is owen dennis, creator of infinity train: oh, this is gonna be an animated version of The Thing, basically
One time I wondered "what if Tahu was blue" so I found out -April 2021
my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up
Loving this energy
*wipes tear* they learn tumblr culture so fast . . . the spite . . . the malicious compliance of it all . . . I'm so proud
link incase anyone wants to listen to this masterpiece
“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”
Thanks @niksfake
“It's taboo to admit that you're lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell people that you spend most of your time with Netflix or that you haven't left the house today and you might not even go outside tomorrow. But rarely do you ever tell people about the true depths of your loneliness, about how you feel more and more alienated from your friends each passing day and you're not sure how to fix it. It seems like everyone is just better at living than you are. A part of you knew this was going to happen. Growing up, you just had this feeling that you wouldn't transition well to adult life, that you'd fall right through the cracks. And look at you now, it's happening.”
My greatest fear? Yeah, I'd have to say that it's developing a time machine & going back to November 24, 1971 on a flight from Portland to Seattle to solve the mystery of D.B. Cooper, but wait, there is no D.B. Cooper onboard, and oh god I'm sitting in his seat, and I have to become D.B. Cooper and hijack that plane to preserve history and prevent a paradox
Yours is spiders? Yeah I can see that haha
You used the letter a 31 times!!
And 301 letters, so the letter a is about 10.3%
The letter a is on average used about 8.2% of the time, which means you used it more than average!! :)
Hell yeah time for some Tumblr advanced stats
GERARD DUBOIS Moby Dick
this is legendary because you as you go you see the photo itself and you’re “oh this is some symbolic / surrealist art” and then the TITLE hits you like a shotgun shell
The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.
Basic rundown:
Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly
There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate
Readers: if you comment like this usually, add in some identifying detail from the fic (a character name, a line you liked, the name of the fandom, etc.). Don't let this stop you from commenting, please!
Writers: unfortunately I think the best way to prevent these is by locking your fics to be visible to registered users only. It sucks, I know. Also report any comments like this you've gotten to AO3.
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WOW!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :^DDDDDDDDDDD
The last.
Holy shit. Fucking chills.
I have never seen it represented so fucking powerfully.
Ok just for curiosity reasons
I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3
the results are SO FRICKING FUNNY
