frank, if you ate a frankfurter, would that be considered cannibalism?

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Frankly, I don’t see how we could possibly know this unless someone eats a frankfurter and then dies

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statistically speaking, someone has probably choked on frankfurter and died at least once

Indeed. Someone must have put frankfurter in their throat in order for “eating frankfurter” to become a thing

im glad we can agree on this, frank

The first time I ate an egg I choked on the egg and died

good 4 u I think

I don’t know how to express how glad I am that you’re a person on the internet and are not someone who would ever have the gall to send me death threats