this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess

Hungry hungry kittens.

everyone please appreciate my valentine

Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years

The dry erase board is probably the most remarkable

This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”

“why doesnt tumblr allow you to openly get along with others despite differing opinions about blood worms”

This thing is funnier than I could ever hope to be

This one is a crime

"its impossible to kinkshame the void"

Commission Info!

In a bit of a tight place right now and also just looking to have more things to draw, so I’m making a little info post about how one can go about commissioning me!

Prices:

As of right now all my commissions will be Pay What You Want until I get a better feel of what I’m doing. I’ll put more work into something you pay more for, that kind of thing.

These are the levels of complexity I can work with:

Things I can do:

Pretty much anything really just don’t ask for something gross or terribly complicated. You can see more examples of my work in my art tag or just message me for more

If you’re interested, you can send me a message here on tumblr

I’ll update this post and reblog it again as things change, and of course any boosts are are greatly appreciated~

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

is this how rich white americans name their kids?

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

reblog if u r madly in love with me or if u like apple juice

Only in mother Russia, comrades

Know your priorities

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

i reblogged this and a couple days later my life changed forever and i’m working with the biggest people in the music industry in my country doing my art. holy fuck

G L U E 

State Flags Rated by Someone Very Unqualified to Do So (Me)

Thank you for your time

I keep thinking about how henry cavill had to taper off water for like three days before shooting any shirtless scene in the witcher and how chris evans pretty much did the same thing playing cap, and honestly hearing that full-on broke any sense of attraction I've ever had for that kind of definition on a guy. I'd had no idea that's what it takes, and if that's what it takes then that's not a thing for me. Drink some fucking water, jesus christ

Everyone should know and understand this. Healthy, hydrated skin is plump and soft. If you see anyone with tons of muscle definition, it’s probably because they’re badly dehydrated to the point of needing an IV.

nice😏 vs please drink before you die

A bushfire cut the road near Norseman, Western Australia. This is now the shortest route from Balladonia to Kalgoorlie (excluding 4wd tracks)

making a tree topper

Please take pictures

photo!