I love getting called baby like Yes it’s true I am a baby but most importantly I am Your baby so please say it again
God, Hilary’s playing that feminist card on Bernie for “interrupting” her. Let’s be real. Hilary Clinton doesn’t care about women. Hilary Clinton only cares about one woman and that’s Hilary Clinton. You think she’s running for a bunch of girls to look up to and go, “That could be me one day?” Not at all. Hilary is running for Hilary. And to be quite honest, saying, “Let me answer. Let me finish,” has to be the politest shut down I’ve heard thus far in these debates (I mean, compare that to the Republican debates and you’ll see what I mean.) I doubt that the man that let two black girls take his podium without a fuss during a rally is being sexist by asking her to wait for him to get a word in. And the media sites that are telling these kinds of stories, by the way, are owned by backers of Hilary so let’s not kid ourselves. Hilary Clinton has been guilt tripping women into voting for her just because she’s a woman and that is one of the most manipulative things. As if women don’t get manipulated enough by the media.
i always find it so amazing how some people are just…….filming at the exact right moment…..yknow? like…who knew that person would pan over to the boy dancing and his dick would fall out? nobody could have known. but they pushed record anyway. i think that’s beautiful.
cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you
me: yeah he was not very friendly
I am not a static being
apluralofqs (via wnq-writers)
other people: *happily married, 4 degrees, 401k plan, good job*
me: *sits on the toilet drunk with my eyes closed*





