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This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.

Oh come on, that’s not fair. Women aren’t featured in nearly that many Marvel movies.

Was about to scroll past when I saw that comment

eddie diaz t.k. strand

🤝🏻

gay firefighter with medical training who can't drive the engine

my hot take

1K CELEBRATION favorite b99 character requested by @damn-salvatore

The modern education system was designed during the Industrial Revolution to force children into a workplace environment (“Shut up, sit down, do your busywork, obey authority without question, no bathroom breaks, you are dismissed by the bell”) and has not been updated since. Rich kids in private school get to sit in circles and discuss literature theory like businessmen exchanging ideas. Middle-class kids sit in arrays of desks like assembly lines or cubicles. Poor kids attend schools with armed security guards and metal detectors, ready for a lifetime of prison labor. What we’re seeing now is that teachers try sending these attitudes home with their students and parents don’t remember the authoritarian aspects being so overt.

Happy #BiVisibilityDay to my favorite bi princess ♡

#mood

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson.

did this age like fine wine or spoiled milk I literally can't tell

I wanna live in the same universe as this person please

Mary Poppins 1964 | dir. Robert Stevenson

Too long I've been afraid of Losing love I guess I've lost Well, if that's love It comes at much too high a cost!

sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

having your boyfriend/girlfriend respect you isnt goals its what youre already supposed to do in your relationship sit down please

When you educate a woman, you educate a nation.

my circle so small i almost cut myself off

Sometimes you're just an introverted loser who sits alone in your room with a cup of tea and a book, has fantasies about morally grey fictional characters, is severely touch starved with a completely fucked up sleep schedule and slowly declining mental health.

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

Dam it it got better

S T O P

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

NO

do grand moff tarkin.

The last one got me.

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

The post of legend has come again

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

This is best post on this shit hole of an app

Holy shit

Me: Why do I still have a Tumblr account?

This post: *exists*

Me: Oh yeah.

sjflksjaldj it keeps coming back, better than before

I AM SCREECHING

The last time I reblogged this, the canned bread was not there. That got me.

It’s not bread but honestly I’m not sure we’re keeping track anymore

may I? 

Luke’s a cake, just like his mother before him

Black Rainbow Cake: looks scrumptious

So many additions since the last time I saw this but the last one 👌👌👌👌