I think my favorite thing about this post is that according to the timestamps it wasn't even Valentine's Day
Well, guess it’s time for Twitter refugees part 2.
Wild social media business strat though: I am going to limit the amount of content users can see on a website that makes money by trying to keep users on it as much as possible. This is a good business plan.
Update: I logged onto Twitter when I heard this news and was on for 8 minutes exactly when it hit this.
So you can hit the limit in under 10 minutes. For a social media site, a terrible business strat. Great mental health tool however.
I’m laughing so hard, this is like if Vegas said you could only play slots three times a day as their new business model. And then, unless you paid them 8 bucks, you’d have to wait a day: if you paid them 8 bucks, you can play slots for just under an hour before you go home, except 10% of those slots are just ads for the casino.
Business boy strikes again.
If you think about it, Shakespeare pioneered the genre of real-person fiction, paving the way for works such as Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. Therefore, Shakespeare is directly responsible for Miku binder Thomas Jefferson. In this essay, I will
Hey man don’t do this to me. Come on man. Let’s talk this out. Like mature people. Please please please don’t do this.
YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
i may be stupid
you shut your whore mouth
i won’t hesitate bitch
If your 13 or older and still sleep with a stuffed animal please rb this im tryna prove a point to my friend.
"Gideon The Ninth" Spoilers
you should be VERY careful the first time you meet up with a friend you've only ever spoken to through text because you never know if they're actually a 10 000 year old being who killed and is impersonating the love of your life, puppeting the corpse of her cavalier, and intends to kill 15 innocent people and then God
this is so funny
"He gave me my mail and said 'Are you expecting anything from Germany?' and I said 'I might be - we've got friends over there'," said Mr Biggs.
"He said 'Have a look at this letter' - so I had a look and turned it over and our friends' address was on the back of it and on the front it just said England."
Mr Biggs said the card had been sent from a sorting office in Germany close to Gloucester's twin town of Trier and had not been opened.
"I said 'How on earth did you know it was for me?' and he said 'I didn't, I've been wandering around with this', said Mr Biggs.
"My wife and I are absolutely shocked but this puts posties at five or six stars and top of the tree for me this Christmas."
The card, it is believed, may have originally been addressed correctly and so was sent to the right area of England - but with an address label that fell off at some point.
A Royal Mail spokesman said: "Royal Mail's team of 'address detectives' are renowned for their ability to ensure poorly addressed items of mail reach their intended recipients however, even by their standards, this is pretty impressive."
the royal mail detectives are a weird bunch, and like if it was addressed right it would get right but i love the idea they went "well it's from Trier so send it to the twinned town first"
Terry Pratchett would have loved this
#reminds me of a story my dad was telling me literally this morning#every year his uncle used to get a postcard adressed to 'Billy Watson; Council Houses; Blaydon'#no post code or county or anything. just a not uncommon name and a town and the words 'council houses'#the number of Billy Watsons who lived in council houses in Blaydon in those days was not small either#but every year this postcard got to the right feller#this was in reference to my sister attempting to said something to her friend with just a first name and a postcode btw
subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off
There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct
Autism: I need this specific routine to be followed for me to be in peace and working
ADHD: I need extreme flexibility and opportunity to work on what i want in different days
AuDHD: Okay, so, i need... A general routine, like, okay, i cannot funcition without a routine, right?, But after two (2) days, i cannot function with this specific routine, i need a little change, but if it's too much change i will literally cry right NOW
A doctor saying "Good news! Your labs look great" is like if you were watching a cop show and the chief walked in like "Great news, everybody! The best news! The killer is still at large and we have no leads."
Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source
reblog if you fully and intentionally are referring to aspec people as well when you use the word queer to refer to the community
my partner once said, "if you have to explain your sexuality to straight people, you're probably queer"
I have feelings for you. The feelings are envy, malice, hatred, crush kill bite claw claw claw
...... want to be held
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