sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

Yeah, that checks out

Well since you all asked nicely...

Time you all learn how to get into being a hacker~!

Advance warning this will be a long post and as of typing this idk if tumblr has char limits so might need to continue in reblogs?

Right, so. You may be asking "How do I get into hacking?" and find yourself here because of it.

Ultimate Word Tournament!

Season 2

anarchic (English) /ænˈɑɹ.kɪk/ 1. Relating to, supporting, or likely to cause anarchy. 2. Chaotic, without law or order. 3. Free-spirited; not bound by the rigors or expectations of society.

transgender (English) /tɹænzˈd͡ʒɛn.dɚ/ Having a gender identity which is different from one's assigned sex. An umbrella term that includes nonbinary, genderfluid and agender people as well!

Transgender Propaganda 1 (ft. Haikubot) Transgender Propaganda 2 (cute trans trinkets)

This reminds me! Anarchy Rainbow is a great song! (Basically the signature song of the idols in the third game!)

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

littlest guys even

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

It’s that time of year again.

I dont think you’re prepared for me to describe what I just saw an advertisement for

like seriously sit down. you’re not ready. I’m not overhyping this I’m not being dramatic you seriously aren’t equipped for me to tell you about this even if you think you are

in the year 2023 . Twenty Twenty Three. They are making an assumedly officially licensed and officially approved Hamilton The musical game. Ok. Yeah. Right. Got that. Yeah that’s not all

It also from the looks of it appears to be banking off the popularity of genshin by being an rpg where you gamble on gacha mechanics to get party members. And said party members…are the American colonizers that feature prominently in the Hamilton musical. and they even have set rarities to them as is conventional with mobile gacha games

and once you get those American colonizers in your little rpg party, you can then roam around the world of early america and…like….make them attack people by making them sing songs from hamilton the musical at …enemies, which does damage and functions like how an attack in any other rpg would. uh. ????????

now there’s one thing I haven’t mentioned yet because I’ve been building to it. Like I can’t just preface the post with it or else it will just ruin the suspense um. This game is apparently real. Like it’s not a bit. And. It either is or it’s going to be on Roblox.

So now you know about Colonizer Sympathizer Genshin Impact. Exclusive to Roblox. I hope you’re happy knowing this because I can’t say that I am

and here’s what it looks like by the way. Um. So now you know about. This

and here’s what it looks

like by the way. Um. So now

you know about. This

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

By 2030, 90% of "funny boys who are good at posting" will have transitioned into women

This has basically already happened on Tumblr I mean what was the last time you saw a 2010s "funnyman". They've all left the site or transitioned

Don't worry Ryan I said you have to be good at posting

pick one. this is your new roommate

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I'm hiring 85 cats to stare at you at all times. You can't pet them.

So Stella makes the dress in the first image for Daphne's coronation, but the second dress is so much more regal??? So it feels like they should be switched. The dress in the second image as her crown princess dress

But also

There are statues of you in most major cities, you we're the crown princess for most of your life. The writers are acting like Daphne was an earth girl dragged into being royalty too, but she isn't and it's so weird

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

mood

Luigi deliberately misidentifying animals to wind up Mario is peek sibling behaviour.

Don’t ask what inspired me to produce this. I just loved the ‘why are you dressed like a BEAR?’ line from the movie so much XD.

Someone fix this percentage