Preslee

When u a sperm but yo pops got a condom on

ima fight him

I just tweeted it and I figure I should also post it here. 

This website literally GRADES YOUR ESSAYS. You can choose your grade level, if you’re using American or British english, what type of paper it is (essay, short story, biography…), and it even checks for plagiarism. THEN once it’s grading your essay, it shows you grammatical errors, suggestions for better sentence structure, and a lot of other things. Reblog to save a life. 

~you can’t cure me, drugs can’t kill me, love won’t save me, from myself~

i miss when i was like 10 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

Bitch Better Have My Money (feat. Caitlyn Jenner)

Tattoos: Watercolor tattoos by My Precious Ink

Sun and moon tattoos

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Shouldn’t Pro-lifers have to celebrate the day their parents had sex and not their birthdays, since they believe life begins at conception?

roommate clogs the toilet but it’s all good cuz it’s hilarious