you, me, and the stars

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.

and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?

knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they? 

all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig

Including you jegus fuck

headlights before electricity was discovered

Listen, I know objectively this is a shitty car mod, but like you have to admit in terms of ridiculousness this is pretty fucking sick

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

Am I the good boy? Really??

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

How to talk to short people.

As a short person im ok with this

As a gay person I’m okay with this

As a tall person im too nervous for this

i’m the speaker, of your silence (♪)

Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous

Google:

Me:

Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

Thinking about how the cinematography and lighting in the scene where hungover Harley Quinn buys an egg sandwich, and goes through the heartbreak of losing it, is better and more moving than 99% of cinema

The fact that Cathy Yan and Matty Libatique hit with that short focal distance, high frame rate and centre framing for this shot that was so dramatic that when they put it in the trailer I thought she was screaming over the Joker leaving her and not an egg sandy flyin through the air… academy award 2021

But what about Texagons?

Texxellations

Secret Lovers by Mahdieh Farhadkiaei

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: if live action Zuko does not have his ugly ass half bald emo ponytail I won’t watch the rest of it

“but..but it’s communism!!!” says the parent who can’t afford to make ends meet

@thebibliosphere when you have to run on rage instead of spoons

Me all the time rn.

The Stages of Not Leaving Your Apartment.

I FEEL VICTIMIZED

Vintage Wicker Fish Basket // TheGreatGardenia