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@governingalbatross

insert carrd here, minor

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

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i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

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wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

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idk jokes just dont become unfunny to me. i love literally repeating the same thing over and over again. i may get bored eventually but never seriously annoyed

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i rely on templates to be social a lot actually. a lot of time hanging out with friends means repeating the same phrase to eachother over and over again

many such phrases

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many such phrases

Posting "dick from a stupid girl" on Tumblr dot com and then waking up to find out, in a great deal of relief, that I'm a young centipede on the forest floor hiding under leaf litter. my cannibalistic mother, a much larger, red, chitinous centipede, has stopped pursuing me. I am comfortable and my goal is now to grow big enough to eat mice

A | ARADIA MEGIDO

[ID: an illustration of aradia megido from homestuck. aradia is a grey-skinned troll with long dark hair and curled horns, wearing a long skirt and t-shirt that are frayed at the ends. she floats in the air before a black background, hair billowing around her. her body is slightly contorted, one arm in front and the other in back, hands and fingers flexing. her eyes are completely white. her edges are lit dramatically in white, red and blue, and a pale aries symbol is behind her.]

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Trying to explain to my friend this concept

this is a good step to take, but enlightenment is realizing that you wouldn't like something if you didn't believe it was good on some level, even things that seem superficially "bad" at first.

For every modern trans girl who wishes she could return to the days of being a sumerian eunuch temple priestess, there was a sumerian eunuch temple priestess afflicted by an inexplicable desire to play the synthesizer. These were interpreted as prophetic visions

Ive actually made myself kind of sad now contemplating the poor sumerian eunuch temple priestess having to make do with some sort of Flintstonian bone xylophone instead of a proper eurorack or 808