look! listen! vibrate! smile!

i don’t have rizz i have big brown eyes and a loving heart

#bloodletting

girls will spend one work shift reading wikipedia articles on the early christian church and start saying shit like "I'm just like nestorius of antioch"

i made some delightful creatures

i made two more

i think seinfeld should've whimpered, or perhaps moaned, more in that show

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

They’re telling me to do work at my job. Can the west fall a little bit faster please

in limbo

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I'm so love you, we could ride horses off into the sunset together like cowboys...

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Here's 500 pages of Talmud explaining why.

his name is "loud is his bark." if you even care

An Egyptian rock crystal of a chonky hinpopotamus amulet

(Middle Kingdom, ca. 2050-1650 BCE)

Amulets were worn by ancient Egyptians for their protective and regenative properties. Used in both in daily life and during funerary rites, amulets represented animals, deities, symbols or objects thought to possess the magical powers of warding off evil spirits.

As animals were popular representations, the hippopotamus was known for its apotropaic (e.g. ability to avert bad luck) qualities and was associated with rebirth.

Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle Vincent van Gogh, Garden at Arles (1888)