this is so funny.
the nonbinary icon i did not know i needed
no one doing any farming on this commune huh
on my commune if anyone asks what kind of work you want to do and you say “project coordination” you are expelled from the commune
the guy who wanted to farm on the commune got called a larper
this episode was the second pilot and so they didnt have all the details down yet, but this line is still so funny to me. “one of my ancestors” you mean your dad, spock? your father?? your father, who married your mother???
Centaur at the Village Blacksmith, Arnold Böcklin, 1888
PEDRO PASCAL as JAVIER PEÑA Narcos | 3.10: Going Back to Cali
have you ever eaten a raw coffee bean?
what da heck
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Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor
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The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating
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I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house
galaxy brain: The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor
obsessed with the idea that the bachelor is ritually killed at the end of every season
“Stop being funnier than me on my own post” is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like “hang on lemme look that up…yeah this is funny” and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let’s build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you’ve really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here’s the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction
The bulk sale of mechanical pencils is what’s wrong with this country…. To encourage the quick disposal of this elegant device that was originally conceived to be refillable and modular…. Trying desperately to recreate the ecstasy of a bouquet of freshly sharpened wooden pencils… we should each be given one mechanical pencil at birth and only given a new one if there is a fire
today’s isopod is Armadillidium vulgare “Orange Vigor,” an orange mutation of the common pillbug or roly-poly.
they still show yellow scrawls and varying shades of base color like the wild gray form, with males tending to be dark and patternless and females brighter and with more markings.