i’m reeling over this ad to where i can’t even think of anything funny to say about it

Perfect way to describe Ross

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza

[image ID:

a tweet by Shae Reloaded (@/JudgementShae) from 2nd August 2023 that reads

grabbed a girls butt for the first time and this bitch goes “a new hand touches the beacon“

/end ID]

*scuttles towards you aggressively on all fours*

*puts butter on the ceiling, walls and floor*

*slips and dies*

TEST REBLOG

i both love how people keep likong my "test reblog" withoit context and am incredbily confused how theyre finding it since i cant even fuckin see it

Test reblog 👍

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

If every follower just gave me just $1 id have 700 monsters

please get away from the monster, we are worried for your health

Don't listen to her, keep pounding those monsters!

Yes ma'am

me when I pound those monsters UwU

BOOB DAYS SINCE MCR WAS FORMED

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Everyone of them is right

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF !!!!! OF.

Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you

by the way, it’s real bold of hollywood to be like “the writers and actors have unrealistic expectations, but WE know what we’re doing” when they got tricked into releasing morbius in theaters a second time.

this gif is so fucking funny, miles was really beating the dog shit outta this man lol

beat the shit out of him saturday

KICK HIS ASS

i could fix him… but im going to give him a weird fetish instead

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

everyone keeps wondering why I’m on here as if it isn’t common knowledge that tumblr can’t afford neil gaiman anymore

they offered me his contract when he upped his price to three cents a month and it threatened to drive them bankrupt. currently I’m the proud proud owner of 1/1326000 of a 2022 honda accord just from this month’s proceeds alone